The Never to be Completed Compilation of Dad Jokes

[DSGB]

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree?

By its bark

 

[Whitefeather]

Kid to dad: You got a banana in your ear
Dad: Huh?
Kid:You got a banana in your ear!!!
Dad: Huh?
Kid: YOU GOT A BANANA IN YOUR EAR!!!!!!
Dad: I can’t hear you. I’ve got a banana in my ear.

 

[Milkman]

What US state is mentioned in the Bible?


Ok you ready?


Noah looked out of the “ark and saw”

 

[mark-7mag]

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it was two tired….

 

[madsam]

Man with 2 left feet asked the shoe salesman if he sales flip-flips !!!!

 

[NE GA Pappy]

Some of these jokes are funny.





Not the majority of them. Just some.

 

[4HAND]

Some of these jokes are funny.





Not the majority of them. Just some.

Agreed. Some are just painful. ?

 

[Milkman]

Some of these jokes are funny.





Not the majority of them. Just some.

IKR
Who started this ??

 

[Hillbilly stalker]

I hate autocorrect so much.
It makes me say things I didn't Nintendo.

 

[KevChap]

There was two peanuts walking down the street... one was assaulted

 

[Doug B.]

 

[fishfryer]

I hate autocorrect so much.
It makes me say things I didn't Nintendo.

Sometimes I want to write something that isn’t proper grammar.

 

[Mars]

Some of these jokes are funny.





Not the majority of them. Just some.

I'm thoroughly enjoying it!

 

[gobbleinwoods]

I'm thoroughly enjoying it!

I've either grinned or grimaced at most.

 

[fireman32]

Knew a man that was addicted to brake fluid, said he could stop any time

 

[Mars]

When does a joke become a “dad joke?”

When it becomes apparent.

 

[treemanjohn]

An old lady leans to her husband in church and I've just let a silent poot what should I do? He said change the batteries in your hearing aid

 

[treemanjohn]

I can walk to the bar from my home in 5 minutes. The walk from the bar to home takes an hour. The difference is staggering

 

[Lukikus2]

What do you call a church bench with no cushions. A pew

What do you call a church bench with cushions.

A pew pew.

 

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