The Never to be Completed Compilation of Dad Jokes

Milkman

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Y’all don’t blame me. I took my grandkids to Hotrods Diner in Social Circle for lunch. They had these jokes running on a screen.
 
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how can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?


From it's bark
 
Why do cowboys wear 2 spurs?? If one side of the horse goes..... SO does the other!!!!
 
My wife asked me if I’d like a home made apple pie. I told her that sounded appealing.

A group of preachers were having coffee coffee and telling amusing anecdotes. They were revving it up.
 

1eyefishing

...just joking, seriously.
Where did Captain Hook get his hook?
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At the second hand store.
 
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