The Never to be Completed Compilation of Dad Jokes


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Y’all don’t blame me. I took my grandkids to Hotrods Diner in Social Circle for lunch. They had these jokes running on a screen.
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how can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

From it's bark
Why do cowboys wear 2 spurs?? If one side of the horse goes..... SO does the other!!!!
My wife asked me if I’d like a home made apple pie. I told her that sounded appealing.

A group of preachers were having coffee coffee and telling amusing anecdotes. They were revving it up.


...just joking, seriously.
Where did Captain Hook get his hook?
At the second hand store.