LTZ25
Senior Member
I got the southern app on my computer , it corrects if I happen to spell something correctly .
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The Never to be Completed Compilation of Dad Jokes
- Thread starter NE GA Pappy
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I can misspell something so badly that the spell check has no idea where to start.
Baroque Brass
Senior Member
What do you call potatoes that go to a football game?
Spectaters
Spectaters
TJay
Senior Member
I keep all my Dad jokes in a Dad-a-base.
gobbleinwoods
Keeper of the Magic Word
What do you call the soft tissue in a shark's mouth?
The slowest swimmer.
The slowest swimmer.
I once had a bad problem with hokey pokey but I turned myself around.
What do you call a person with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Nobody knows.
doenightmare
Gone But Not Forgotten
Please Lord - make it stop. 
NE GA Pappy
Mr. Pappy
My kids acted the same way when I would corner them and start telling these kind of jokesPlease Lord - make it stop.
NE GA Pappy
Mr. Pappy
My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape.
That would be a big step forward.
That would be a big step forward.
NE GA Pappy
Mr. Pappy
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.
Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.
NE GA Pappy
Mr. Pappy
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
Eclipse it.
Evergreen
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
True story
My grandfather to me as we go over a railroad crossing, "Boy the train just went by"
Me, "How do you know?"
Pawpaw, "I can still see its tracks"
My grandfather to me as we go over a railroad crossing, "Boy the train just went by"
Me, "How do you know?"
Pawpaw, "I can still see its tracks"
treemanjohn
Banned
Two cakes are in an oven. One cake says man its hit in here. The other cake says wow a talking cake
GeorgiaGlockMan
Senior Member
Mine appear to be glutton for punishment. Keep having to duck in here for a new one
Need more!!!
BamaGeorgialine
Senior Member
I didn't read through all the pages so it might have been told already so here it goes....
What did the three legged dog say when he walked into the saloon?
I'm looking for the man who shot my paw
What did the three legged dog say when he walked into the saloon?
I'm looking for the man who shot my paw
How does Moses make tea???
Hebrews it
Hebrews it
Did you hear about the two guy’s who stole the calendar ??
They each got 6 months
They each got 6 months
What do you call a deer with only one eye??
No-eye-deer
No-eye-deer
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