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doenightmare
Gone But Not Forgotten
A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere. 
doenightmare
Gone But Not Forgotten
What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback. 
Hillbilly stalker
Senior Member
GeorgiaGlockMan
Senior Member
What do you call a factory that makes just "okay" products?
A satisfactory.
A satisfactory.
doenightmare
Gone But Not Forgotten
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?They're both Paris sites
I'll be here all the week.
I'll be here all the week.
doenightmare
Gone But Not Forgotten
Why did (Useles) Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.
Doug B.
Senior Member
Nice?
1eyefishing
...just joking, seriously.
When algebra teachers retire,
how do they deal with the aftermath?
how do they deal with the aftermath?
specialk
Senior Member
to the man who stole my anti-depressants......
i hope you're happy now!
i hope you're happy now!
specialk
Senior Member
you really got to hand it to short people ....
mainly because they can't reach it...
mainly because they can't reach it...
1eyefishing
...just joking, seriously.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
Because they use honeycombs.
My friend went bald years ago but still carries a comb.
He just can’t part with it.
He just can’t part with it.
Amal and Juan are identical twins, but their mom only carries a picture of Juan.
If you’ve seen Juan you’ve seen Amal.
If you’ve seen Juan you’ve seen Amal.
specialk
Senior Member
a priest, a preacher, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank....the rabbit says ''i think i'm a type ""O"".....
gotta' think hard on this one!!
gotta' think hard on this one!!
NE GA Pappy
Mr. Pappy
2 blondes were sitting on a bench in New Mexico staring at the moon.
One blonde says, I wonder which is farther away, the moon or Florida?
The other blonde says, DUH! You can't see Florida!
One blonde says, I wonder which is farther away, the moon or Florida?
The other blonde says, DUH! You can't see Florida!
Whitefeather
Management Material
I got kicked out of school because they have recess
And I don’t play
And I don’t play
He also has to pay child support and never gets to see his kids
NE GA Pappy
Mr. Pappy
The Ranger threw me out of the park for arranging the squirrels by their size.
The Ranger said it was against the rules to critter size
The Ranger said it was against the rules to critter size
Hillbilly stalker
Senior Member
Boy it’s getting deep in here.
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