The Never to be Completed Compilation of Dad Jokes

treemanjohn

Banned
I told my daughter this one last week

What do you call a cow with 5 legs? Rare
What do you call a cow with 1 leg? Stake
What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom
 
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Mike 65

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Why did the orange stop while crossing the road?

It ran out of juice!
(my granddaughter tells me one every time she comes over)
 

gunnurse

Senior Member
Why are kolas not actually considered bears?

They lack proper koala-fications.
 

GunnSmokeer

Senior Member
Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf man?


A: No....


Punchline: Neither did HE!
 

NE GA Pappy

Mr. Pappy
Did you know that scientist were finally able to weigh a rainbow?



They said they were all pretty light
 

Hilsman

Captain Gut Hook !
If your American standing outside the bathroom, what are you inside the bathroom?



European
 
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