Why it is extremely important...

[leadoff]

Why it is extremely important to pay attention in English class:

 

[Trizey]

I bet that'll leave a dirty taste in your mouth!!

 

[BROWNING7WSM]

No more itchy mouth..

 

[Meriwether Mike]

I bet he could whistle good!!

 

[Jim Thompson]

I bet the swelling in his gums went down.

Jim

 

[Handgunner]

In taking a shower the other day, I got all lathered up, soap on my face, in my eyes, reach for the shampoo, squeeze or two, and go to scrubbing.

It smelled funny, so I rinsed off and looked at the bottle.

Sergeants Flea and Tick Shampoo from where the wife gave the puppy a bath...........

No dandruff, no fleas............ ::

 

[southernclay]

Thanks Leadoff. I now have a new wallpaper.

 

[Toliver]

So does that make that dude a butthead? :

 

[Slug-Gunner]

Thanks, Delton....

In taking a shower the other day, I got all lathered up, soap on my face, in my eyes, reach for the shampoo, squeeze or two, and go to scrubbing.

It smelled funny, so I rinsed off and looked at the bottle.

Sergeants Flea and Tick Shampoo from where the wife gave the puppy a bath...........

No dandruff, no fleas............ ::

I just had to go get a washcloth and clean off all the coke I just sprayed all over my monitor screen!

 

[Toliver]

I'm still not sure why he's pretending it was for the puppy. His wife put it in there on purpose because she's tired of his critters crawling off onto her! Did that stuff work on the sabertoothedcrotchcrickets?

 

[Woody's Janitor]

Hey leadoff, Thats what it takes to speak the Old English!!!

 

[QuakerBoy]

that boy's mouth is gonna shrink so small he'll be lucky to be able to eat a grape