Massively successful scams from the past.

[Cmp1]

Designer bred dogs are the new scam. Your bulldog mates with a shih tzu, now suddenly you have a more valuable dog instead of a mutt.

Lol lol lol, this right here is true,,,,

 

[NOYDB]

If someone is concerned about the value of their dog, I feel sorry for the dog.

 

[Slingblade]

Life insurance as an investment tool

 

[ddgarcia]

Health Insurance

Next thing will be Food and Water Insurance

 

[K80]

Camo is needed to kill an animal...

 

[NOYDB]

Camo is needed to kill an animal...

Camo must be washed in UV blocking detergent for a hunter to be successful. Then doused in doe pee.

 

[Sargent]

Camo is needed to kill an animal...

Camo must be washed in UV blocking detergent for a hunter to be successful. Then doused in doe pee.

Don't forget to pay $300 for the jacket and $200 for the pants that are specially infused with carbon made from unicorn poo.

 

[Crakajak]

Politicians are the longest running scam there is. Vote for me.

 

[Miguel Cervantes]

Social Security is the biggest scam eva

Second only to Liberalism, the sheep costume for Communism.

 

[mrs. hornet22]

If someone is concerned about the value of their dog, I feel sorry for the dog.

Amen!

 

[NCHillbilly]

Gluten is bad.

Eating fat makes you fat.

Eating sugar gives you diabetes.

Second-hand smoke is more dangerous than car exhausts or that air freshener or cleaner you spray all over your house.

You need special soap and chemical cleaners to kill all the bacteria in your house, then you need to eat yogurt with bacteria in it because you don't have enough living in your insides.

Global warming.

Yeti coolers hold ice longer than a Coleman or Igloo.

etc.

 

[Headshot]

Politicians are the longest running scam there is. Vote for me.

Yes, sir.

 

[KyDawg]

Nuclear winter is on the way, no wait a minute, it is global warming, not wait a minute it is climate change. This scam may be in the running for biggest one ever, billions have been made on it.

 

[blondiega1]

Anything gluten free, free range, non GMO, organic, and BPA free.







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[specialk]

I paid a dollar to see the bearded lady at the county fair back in '76......what a rip off...my aunt fannie had more hair than that....

 

[elfiii]

Diamonds are rare.

Check for yourself how rare they are. Go to any store near you and see how many are available.

Check and see how many jewelry stores there are near you.

Add all the Wallyworld sites, other stores, pawn shops. Then figure in all the online sources.

The Debeers made themselves mega rich from that scam.

"Spend at least two months salary", the meme about buying a wedding ring.

Added to the scam about gold and they had a winner.

I like Ron White's take on it.

 

[KyDawg]

I paid a dollar to see the bearded lady at the county fair back in '76......what a rip off...my aunt fannie had more hair than that....

Did you get to see the world's tallest midget too?

 

[NOYDB]

Did you get to see the world's tallest midget too?

While traveling we saw the worlds largest gopher.

See rock city!

While traveling by car we stopped at a lot of the road side attractions.

 

[Lukikus2]

$75,000 pickup trucks

$1.89 16oz sodas

Bottled water

 

[Lukikus2]

Nuclear winter is on the way, no wait a minute, it is global warming, not wait a minute it is climate change. This scam may be in the running for biggest one ever, billions have been made on it.

I had the opportunity to be with a world renowned ecological chemist twice lately. They said global warming is a hoax. Climate change is real. (Hawaii)

Then I asked about coal burning and mercury.

"Mercury can be easily be removed from coal before the burning process with new industrial processes. It's the nitrogen and carbon bond that can't be broken, yet."