Rednecks Invading Europe

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Baby boy, as the Nurse calls him, our youngest is stationed over there. Going visiting and sightseeing. I figure it's somewhere between MA n PA Kettle and a Redneck Invasion. Got packed. Looked at passport photo and clean shaven. Hmm. Haven't shaved in some time. Well still didn't shave but cut as close as clippers would go. Sweet Thang is well prepared so we get to the airport and through security a good 3 hours before the flight. So she heads off in search of something to read on the plane and I eat a bag of jerky.

She returns with varsity chili dogs. Preflight gut grenades she says.

Why not and we each eat 2. Gonna be interesting for sure.


As the old song says "Over there. Send the word to beware."

 

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Been watching a plane out the window for an hour. Some sort of fluid is dripping from the bottom. Does wonders for my confidence.

 

[Pig Predator]

I bet the varsity don't make it on the plane....

 

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I bet the varsity don't make it on the plane....

Already gone.

 

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Now boarding. We always buy cheap tickets so we board last but I always think of the Key and Peele skit our boys loved. Deals with all the classifications of groups to board a plane and how they are always ahead of you. Now boarding anyone who is visibility drunk.

 

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SWAG

 

[Silver Britches]

Baby boy, as the Nurse calls him, our youngest is stationed over there. Going visiting and sightseeing. I figure it's somewhere between MA n PA Kettle and a Redneck Invasion. Got packed. Looked at passport photo and clean shaven. Hmm. Haven't shaved in some time. Well still didn't shave but cut as close as clippers would go. Sweet Thang is well prepared so we get to the airport and through security a good 3 hours before the flight. So she heads off in search of something to read on the plane and I eat a bag of jerky.

She returns with varsity chili dogs. Preflight gut grenades she says.
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Why not and we each eat 2. Gonna be interesting for sure.
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As the old song says "Over there. Send the word to beware."

I don't know what class you're flying, but they GON throw you out the plane at some point!

Have a good one, Dawg Bro!

 

[Big7]

My Mama's Nephew and wife just moved to Loganville from Watford, England- a big suburb of London about a year ago.

I don't have the slightest idea why he would move to Loganville. He is retired in mid 50's from big tech and he's pretty well off.

I believe I would have chosen Florida.

PS... There is a new Varsity in Bethlehem but IDK if it's open yet. Not my favorite greasy spoon but I tried.

 

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I don't know what class you're flying, but they GON throw you out the plane at some point!

Have a good one, Dawg Bro!

Missed their chance to eject me.

 

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Pretty sure they think I'm a local. Hiking boots and a Willie Nelson tour tshirt. Blending right in.

 

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And my Dawgs hat.

 

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Rednecks in London in a rented Mercedes driving on the wrong side of the road. Wooooooooo!!!!!

 

[WOODIE13]

Glad Germany was .normal

 

[bilgerat]

Have a great time n be safe Bro!

 

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First bag of crisps. Crazy flavors here.

 

[pjciii]

Rednecks in London in a rented Mercedes driving on the wrong side of the road. Wooooooooo!!!!!View attachment 1231642

Is it gas or electric? Just to let you know. I am enjoying following along.

 

[Toliver]

Is it gas or electric? Just to let you know. I am enjoying following along.

Me, too. This adventure has potential for high quality entertainment.

 

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It's gas, or as they say it petrol. Son had to work today and tomorrow so we drove around London for awhile and looked around a bit. Some beautiful architecture and parks that almost makes up for all the dadgum roundabouts. They're everywhere. We're in farming country and small villages now. Son made us stir fry and paired it with some good chewy sourdough bread. Good stuff.


Showed us around his village. Saw some roadkill of a small type of deer. Had a varmit cross the road. Tannish brown. Long and low to the ground. Maybe weasle. Crazy looking black and white birds Maybe crows?

 

[1eyefishing]

I wonder if the dentists over there are rich? Or poor?

 

[Batjack]

I wonder if the dentists over there are rich? Or poor?

Do they even have them there?