Rules for sons....

[redeli]

Always wear clean underwear

 

[BeerThirty]

Be mindful of your language in front of women and children.

 

[NCHillbilly]

If you're going to be a deer hunter, learn how to skin and quarter a deer.

 

[blood on the ground]

Open and hold the door for others, especially ladies and those older than you.
Speak with respect. Yes sir, no sir.

 

[Hornet22]

Never,EVER, disrespect yo mama, cause she just happens to be my Lady, and ain nobody gonna do that

 

[T-N-T]

If you're going to be a deer hunter, learn how to skin and quarter a deer.

Amen.

 

[T-N-T]

Learn how to change a tire
Change oil
Change lawn mower blades
Replace a shingle

 

[T-N-T]

And be dang sure you stand up and take off your hat when you hear-
The national anthem
Taps
Or any other song that holds that weight

 

[oops1]

And be dang sure you stand up and take off your hat when you hear-
The national anthem
Taps
Or any other song that holds that weight

Or prayer

 

[blood on the ground]

Look a man in the eyes when you give him a your word... With a firm handshake.

 

[blood on the ground]

A charcoal grill is better'na gas grill.

 

[T-N-T]

A charcoal grill is better'na gas grill.

Gas grill are for daughters

 

[T-N-T]

Or prayer

:

How did I miss that

 

[DAVE]

Don't get advice from an internet forum.

 

[WayneB]

don't get advice from an internet forum.

lol

 

[humdandy]

Never fry bacon in the nude.

 

[NCHillbilly]

Be tough and manly enough to fry bacon in the nude.

 

[Mexican Squealer]

Let the ducks work

 

[blood on the ground]

Be tough and manly enough to fry bacon in the nude.

Outside in the winter

 

[pbradley]

Don't go into business with family
Don't loan money to family
Never marry a woman who won't marry you