The Daily Driveler.....

GAX

Senior Member
From yesterday...... Thanks SCHunter89!

***4-21-2009***

THE DAILY DRIVELER- mini edition

sleepless Cap'n Gax, leaking waterbed, mornings, T Fish lazy day, GA Power done in Fitzgerald, HOQ broken pole( defective), lousy fishing, color blind Ruttnbuck, conspiracy theories, dark side closing in, nic feelin bad(still), Gax pic, tractor supply, Nugefan 3 threading, WOW's frettin' over Nic, naps, strych9 moody, snake free beer, waterbed repair attempts( new mattress ordered), gate left open, xxDHxx confused(again).


tonight's edition sponsored by-
JD's Clock Emporium: tic, tic, tic, tic,..........
 

GAX

Senior Member
Starting from SnowHunter's "Calling All 'Lost Soul' Driveler's" thread...
<blink>Thank you rhbama3!</blink>

***4-23-2009***

THE DAILY DRIVELER


Goody's powder, bowfishing, mornings, guitars, armpit stretching, SGADawg toofie problems, Bitteroot mad skills, Snowy multi-quote queen, sleep meds, twelvens, demize list, snowy sweet thang, LSD'ers, driveby's, spitsista's, shogun revisited, lunches, GPS, shania twain, croaker sacks, whuppin's, naps, Quack driveby, pet gaytors, T Bug new whip, biskits and gravy, shotgun golf, turkeypaw, dinner plans, brave swede, not yet high, snowy stick man movie, cap'n gax invests in redneck retirement system( lottery), group hugs, cooties.

tonights edition sponsored by-
The American Federation of Fast Food Restaurants:
Improving profits by shorting orders. Go ahead, they won't come back for the fries.
 
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GAX

Senior Member
***4-27-2009***

THE DAILY DRIVELER

Rutt up late, KYb up early, Otis in Korea, crispy OFH, Baldfish float trip, massive multi-quote mornings, OFH pre-K trippin', Snowy in high heels?( Sweeeet), Mike hummer pic's, Kebo swoonin' over old Nic pic, afternoon hunt plans, Kebo avatar critic, Tag claims dog ownership, rough day for Matt?, afternoon hunt cancelled, twelven assault team, Snowy bad dream, SS driveby, 4-wheeler problems, T Bug, Seth on thin ice(again), Tag homeward bound, Sheriff LJay drops by, walter, welcome to Wal-mart, nag nag nag, sleep deprived bowfisher, dinner plans, workin2hunt back from week with Quack, Turkeypaw driveby, RM arrives, Seth hungry( again).


tonight's edition sponsored by-
Fur, Feathers, Fangs, and Fins Wildlife Eradication Service:
Communing with nature the hard way for over 45 years.
Nicodemus: owner/operator
 

GAX

Senior Member
***4-28-2009***

THE DAILY DRIVELER

avatars & spouses, Gax thread, turkeypaw on quack?, dog soup, mornings, evening for otis, coffee, jeff dunham acts, Mike the bird whisperer, blanket howdys, shoot, OFH peeler, snowy truck stop steak and eggs, OFH aloe, lunches, BBQBoss tattoo plans?, OFH hates barkin dogs, BBQBoss bear, nic driveby, strawberry shortcake, little piggies, Otis instant coffee, shortbus arrives, gremlins and tailgates, T Bug annoying cat, age & gravity, Scooter da made man, pecan pies, big boy apron, big girl apron, apron dares, twelvens, Tag napping, T Bug fryin chicken, snowy coffee search, skunk beer, Nic home, good evenings, paperworkin2hunt, muddyfoot chops, T Bug comin to town, bed pans, webcams, gown tying, dribble, snowy back, Nic and hospitals, Shawn and RM arrive.

tonights edition sponsored by-
Scooter1's Sensitivity/Anger Management seminars. Group rates available!

***4-29-2009***

THE DAILY DRIVELER

Belching the alphabet- Quack style,sky is falling, T-Bug breakfast( diet coke & pop tart-no drizzle), big pig jig, coffee, drivebys, Georgia Belle two-jobbin, achmed, sammich man, kebo nappin, froo froo coffee drink, afternoon evening morning confusion, Baldfish big bass and sunburn, kebo awake, swede oink oink, Humpday or Friday, TBug leftover lunch, OFH the pirate lass, Kebo nappin, waterbeds, Mike B'day shoppin plans, Snowy job upgrade?() , gatecrashers, BBQBoss leg, kebo nappin', trail cams, sugar-britches, T Bug good with needlesticks and nervous about gettin' stuck, Plowboy and i on notice, Otis needs a care package, poofs, JD- goose vs. lawnmower( goose lost...alot), Nic stuck truck in muck, Seth mad, Mike off to shop, Gax M.I.A.

from the Driveler Classifieds:
part time summarizer needed to cover Thursday and Friday. No experience needed, no pay, no benefits, no application! Just read it all and hit the highpoints. Set your own deadline!
I'm going Thunder chicken hunting!!!
 

GAX

Senior Member
A special treat... SnowHunter is filling in for rhbama3, while he's out hunting turkeybirds...


***4-30-2009***

The Daily Driveler

Fast and flippin bass boats with T fish, Quack and Turkeypaw; Tag and RUTTNBUCKs tic (not the biting kind); Wingman chasin chic's; wake up call by SoJu Otis; Officer Gax; hotel beds+ac=sweatless....sleep; how to hmmmmmmmmm; Chucks lucky #13 roadtrip; Grumpus Dumplin likes calico; tucks=no nightmaters; cat dragged in KYBowhunter; BBQBOSS forgets list to remember; LML's LSD'rs and Mrs LML's sugar rush; High Sheriff LJay stops in; shawn mills dragon wings and ying yang; lunch time dead zone;Tag and RB road trips cease tic'n; Kebo and LML ready for swine flu outbreak (don't forget the MOPP gear!); Kebo sick leave...gasoline and fire don't mix; swine flu again; arrogant people...

Todays Sponsor:

Big Bubba's Bullhorns-Helping folks make wake up calls since..well...the dawn of driveling
 

Turkeypaw

Senior Member
5-1-2009

The Daily Driveler

Bored night owls; Quack MIA; Otis wakey wakey contradiction; Good Mornings, coffee and catchup; TGIF!; Sunrises and goats; Wingman's birthday; Seahags feathers?; Belle's notice to dry cleaners; Grumpus Dumplin....again!; scooter1's identity crisis; Tbug feelin good; Bitter drive-by; Supper plans via KYbowhunter and Tbug; Bumbles, DI's and kimchi; Nicodemus shmoozin the ladies; Tags barker; Comeauxs release from captivity; RB's awwwwwww moment; ButcherTony has jellybeans; Heartless Nick gets a heart; scooter1 identity crisis revisited; Pee Wee's adventure part 2; LML's trading blanket

Todays Sponsor:
Georgia Turkeys-thwarting obsessed hunters since open season, side effects-limping, cold shakes, delirium, sleeplessness and drooling. Cure-Unknown; Helpful tips-Quacks Pain Therapy Clinic
 

rhbama3

Administrator
Staff member
5-4-09
THE DAILY DRIVELER

Bigox obsidian flake drop on flip flop, Shoot returns, Otis Korean wake up call, coffee, oversleeping, W.O.W.s not here, call weeks, W.O.W.s here, spitsista's, pulled backs, TBug in the big house, BigFish-Big trouble?, 3 hour no post zone, monday Blues, Kebo water wings, nap time, fluffy Kebo, GA Power stuck truck schmuck- (not Nic this time), rainy weather, mike chest waders, Snowy awake, turkey huntin again, Snowy nap, tuck offers, Turkeypaw tornado scare, Snowy awake( again), workin OT, Evenings, Shawn greets chickencop.


tonights edition sponsored by-
The Putney Tourism Center and Car Wash invites you to: Come witness the massive baby frog migration! Don't forget to get a hot dog at one of our two gas stations!
 

rhbama3

Administrator
Staff member
5-5-09
THE DAILY DRIVELER

Puppy visitatation rights- Mrs. HOQ style, Otis wants a puppy, dribble, RM driveby, scooter recommends test drives, swap vs. sell, offers, mornings, razors and pits, T Bug sore shoulder, buggysitters, matt still wants ink, fishin in Bass Pro Macon, OFH ant problems, matt on thin ice, Baldfish bad boy bodyguard offer, kebo strained back, OFH plot, Mike the poet, kebo avatar, tripod driveby, shenanigans, Nic in stealth mode, snowy pickin up kids, mod's in formation, rain, sun, Striper addict and Scooter sushi samplin', Chuck and grass, naps, courthouse address confusion, Snowy Jr. online( Hey to you, Ian!), Seth, professional stalking, no stuck trucks, Nic callin turkey( good luck, buddy!), Georgia Belle apple pie for Nic, GB baking pies and makin stuff for forum, T Bug gloom and doom.


tonights edition sponsored by-
Swanson's Hungry man TV dinners: The choice of in the doghouse husbands everywhere! Over one pound of food. Says so right on the box.
 

rhbama3

Administrator
Staff member
5-6-09
THE DAILY DRIVELER

Otis puppyless, spankypudding, Otis anecdote, hump day, draggin' smiley needed, OFH shower pic's request, GB rockin wednesday, insomnia, Kebo mudder's day card, GON stickers, house cleaning, bad back and shoulder, WOW's corrupting GB, Otis needs a match, 20 year anniversary, mellow mushroom, WOW's attack matt, chocolate pie, Otis suicidal postings, doghouses, tag puterless, fried pies, OFH flunks facebook pervert test, fifths, Snowy frozen sammich meat, Turkeypaw t'storm, Lovemylabxs is Mike( a guy), Tag demon puppy pic's, severe weather Scooter, Sweet thang afraid of rain, naps, Buck#4 invite, twelven driveby, Snowy grocery run, grouches, pizza, RM only has 4 woody's left( decals, that is), Rocks, Turkey slayer Mills arrives, JR beverage count, Turkey season countdown.


tonight's edition sponsored by-
The South Ga. Pie Bakers Association:
Pie Off coming soon--- Turtlebug's Bourbon Pecan Pie vs. Georgia Belle's Apple Pie
Details to follow!
 

Turkeypaw

Senior Member
5-7-09

THE DAILY DRIVELER

Quack in charge, RM 10 year retirement countdown, chuck's payday, Scooter has one can left, mornings, GB fake homemade apple pie recipe, pie's for guns, PM's, shotgun wants, WOW's corruption, fixin' quotes, TBug update( she ain't happy), who's sassy?, Albinney Boyz, Perfect Storm brewing( TBugbabe+ Kebobabe+ OFHbabe converge), mike wet in Washington, storm settles in for the day, full moon Mother's day, Otis's fault, daytime dead zone, lunches, BBQBOSS caught in Estrogen ocean(see perfect storm), storm crew spewin on monitors, name draggin thru mud, inbound PM's, WOW's pound matt, flowers for TBug, all noise no bite, crazy women, crazy men, trading butts for pies, Otis awake, pots and kettles, Otis enters storm, Snowy dinner invite( scooter considering), Tbug school program without pain meds, Otis fishing for the loch ness monster with ramen noodles and coffee.


tonight's edition sponsored by-
Smokin' Tigers of Plastic Scale Modelbuilders Club:
I may get older, but I ain't gotta grow up!
 

Turkeypaw

Senior Member
5-8-09

THE DAILY DRIVELER


night shift shenanigans, Gax grass pic's, dubblewide missing, runnin' blungers- quack style, girl from nantucket diddy, eggo's, taylor Swift vs. man cards, music ponders, Cap'n Gax lakebound, seth skips school( again), pie requests, snowy zzzzz, fugitive twelven, hamburglar, proud Quackdad, bushhoggin', nick nacks, phone shoppin, Georgia Belle baked out, Apple dump cake, Otis- korean Loch ness monster fishin', Tag says don't feed us, Swede Mother's day onions, BBQBOSS needs spankin'( WOW's oblige), Nic's boat ready, Preacher goes to political forum( needs band-aid), OFH needs entertaining, Snowy job interview Tuesday:):;) , Kebo and guinea's, OFH skips out on tip, beerthirty, scrubs for WOW's, imaginations, Gax magic, T Bug bummed, scuba chick yellow otterbox, seth returns, Backwoods outdoors, Remington for Wobbert-Woo, red velvet cake-TBug style, JD driveby, Seth has ticks, Bubbette arrives, most "helpful" suggestions, GB chicken dinner, Muddy's porch, buddies tryin to get me killed, fish sticks- Buck#4 style, RM 12hr. day, Muddy ban offer, Chucks line cut.

tonight's edition sponsored by-
White's Oyster Bar: preferred by GON banned, bald, cheapskate financial planners everywhere!
 

Turkeypaw

Senior Member
5-11-09

THE DAILY DRIVELER


Night shift diggin' up bones, Nic's dog sick, Snowy 8am beer & hotwings, Matt needs spanking( done), TBug wants to go fishin', TBug mean dog, Kebo guinea eggs, pretty rock for scramblin' eggs, farm memories, nic's dog home, Turkey huntin' plans, hard headed TBug, Koi pond fall( again), 11:49am-TBug puts a curse on me (remember this), Kebo corn meal rock, bubbette & #8, Plowboy sunburned, Kebo makin' wood....things, Quack rubs, Wood thingies ID'd, i need a helmet, WOW's wanna see me fall in koi pond, twelvens arrive, conspiracy, WOW's and PFA plans, TFish suicidal posting, Seth still has tics, snowy needs coffee, 4:20pm- TBugs curse arrives( T storm and fire ants in the pants), TBug weird song lyrics, W2H, Scooter, whineycrybabies, bubbette hates job, conniving females, spankin's all around, blue lemon flavored donut holes.

tonight's sponsor:
Moultrie Trail Cams- no other camera uses so much battery power for so little results. Whiteouts, blackouts, and blurred images like no other trail cam can imitate!
 

GAX

Senior Member
***5-12-09***
THE DAILY DRIVELER


Mrs. Quack vs. bobcat, Bubbette can't cook, Gaytor named Otis, Gax power nap, Swede confused , Snowy interview day, TBug yodelling dogs, visit from JR, watermelon thief, TBug bored, Kebo wants video, Snowy good interview and bathing the kitten, Bama kids sick, snakes and cats, kebo the serpent killer, driving tests, Mike rambling multi-posts, Kebo gets #7000 post, TBug still bored, Ian( Snowy Jr.) broke arm, potty and ketchup joke, TBug ignores call from Scooter, Evilrubberducky rubbish raffle, Forum goes BOOM!, Nicodemus arrives from S/S herd wrangling, Bubbette the blabbermouth, sharp objects, ordering chinese takeout


Due to lagging sales and the poor economy, The Driveler sponsorship is being discontinued. Special announcements will still be made if requested.


***5-13-09***

THE DAILY DRIVELER- late edition

Midnight Cowboy Mod on patrol, TP facebook password, DaisyDuke Florida tattoo, gone huntin', game of tag, TBug NCIS summary, mornings, tag-a-long long stair climb, coffee, ian feelin' better, Kebo paddle, vidalia onions, connivin' women, unwanted intervention, drivebys, baldfish max'ed out smiley post, Seth, Don't feed the animals, sedatives, gas passin, Chuckb in da house, Gax the Red, TBug tan, Chucks dog has bad hips, OFH avatar( Nutjob Iconelli?), rumors, Otis ain't skeerd, Nicodemus tylenol supper, Swede's bidness, Swede- Southern or not?, freaks, scooter ain't skeerd, good eye, Kid Rock concert, TBug mad at America's Next Top Model winner, Bubba home from the hills.


mental note: Do not put half a box of jawbreakers on top of a cellphone. When the phone vibrates, it sounds just like a Rattlesnake snuck into the blind with you.

***5-14-09***

THE DAILY DRIVELER


Brownies, HOQ spicy taco's, Belly rumbles, Christy and Dixie are goofy, PBradley drops by, cheese with whine, Miami, the Otis'es, phone threats, halibut and skrimps, pooky turkey huntin, Kebo notes it's Friday, T Fish fence, OFH shampoo bubbles, Gax mobile command, Artmom, Mod squad drivebys, TBug hardheaded, voices in the head, Big brother, Kebo in charge, Nicodemus the ladies man, Kebo notes its friday(again), Kid Rok, Gax no longer a rock star, OFH weird pet pic, Dixie notes the Otis'es, WOW's, TGattis wisdom, GON pulls handle tags( Quacks fault?), SecondSeason says sorry, just ordinary, scrolling text go bye bye, hmmmm...., Grey's Anatomy, Mike and Otis confusion, hold my beer, Faceback, singin' Seth, preacher and tattoo's, the Otis'es return, showers, TBug Meansville bound, the Mike's?, ChristyE. joinin' night shift, OFH needs a maid, here or there, W2H in da house, blowfish, Epic Failure( actually, educated turkey), camping, phone threats revisited, cheeto's, Buck#4 livin' the dream, JD beverage count, underwear, Snowy arrives.

ya'll were in rare form, people.
 

rhbama3

Administrator
Staff member
THE DAILY DRIVELER


night shift inmates welcome ChristyE., hawt chicks, hopeful stalkers, smitty, Gax is not janice, bad coffee, beer preferences, rain, dubblewide revisited, woodys, gerbils, 911, perv's, shaking mouse, musicians, drag racing, feel the power, hardtails, ChristyE. now armed, Bitterbro, Shiloh Grill, W2H flats fishin' report, drivebys, happy OFH, blanks, beaches, pregnant men, former Canuck contracts Texas Goat flu, TBug the archery instructor , Artmom loves Nic, OFH suggests right top= new tires, Mikes turkey pic, shopping, Kebo multi-quote, fairy pic, dawggonegood disses OFH, JD new drawers, bitterbro and D.O.G., buddy system, eh?, hosers, carolina girl, swine flu, mad cow, Snowy can't sleep, lullabies, the Otises, kitty feelin' better, meanies, Comeaux the crabber, Otis(not self) manager of Quack, Inc. Korea, funny gay not funny haha, Mike goes to Oz, Tpaw notes the Otises and Dawggonegood ain't right. Pressroom notes everybody in this thread ain't right.
 

GAX

Senior Member
***5-19-2009***

Quinn's inlaw's coming, Rutt and Tag's pup, porch time, muddy water, 10 codes, warrant check, flounder arrows, hott lesbians, blankets, Tennessee sux, TFish in the window, disco Otis, who's stalkin' who?, 911 nap, hooker boots, christy snores, OFH yelling, drivebys, if i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?, Mel has flea's, snowy secret agent job application, feelin' groovy, Hi from Nicodemus( per Kebo), essential oils, massages, breakfast/lunch, Mel knows karate, japanese words, TGattis wants and wisdom, woozy, flea dip special, Innuendo baseball temptation, twelven "oners day", Seth still tic's, stalker binoc's sale, down here or up there?, donuts, we like french, tag driveby,
massagies, 10 day visa/marriage, Gax lanyards, cool temps, Scooter home depot visa offer, Quack arrives, PM's, spitsibs, cleaning, mouse wigglin, the Otises aren't marines, borrowing speedo's, thongs, the Gattis's headed out for crabs, Swede on the timer, where's Artmom?
 
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GAX

Senior Member
***5-20-2009***

THE DAILY DRIVELER


ChristyE and Quinn on night shift, Scooter hot coffee facial, Otis Peanut butter and cheese sammich( tastes like chicken), Facebook, ChristyE on 2nd pot of coffee, woot.com, Kebo and the dentist, Otis Jr. award,chilly weather, Kebo sig. line, Seth- old fat man?, Slip hungry, Quinn's birthday girl sky diving, tying brick to kitty, Frenchy OFH, stalkers, ChristyE now Christy, creeps, French Gax, stalk stalk stalkin Seth, hen needed, Lifehunter driveby, Christy on 3rd pot of coffee, Slip blames Canada, fried egg sammich, Christy armed, RM roadkill lunch, Snowy nap, BBQBOSS spider face, bowfishin' for Bobcats, It's windy, eye tattoo, poke in the eye, Mel's kitty litter slingin' kitty, girls chatroom, Kebo guinea-less, W2H fishin' weather report, painting nails, christy on 4th pot of coffee, beach trip, trailcams, Mt. Dew, Kebo loves me, Quack & TGattis date, fox vs. car, naps, sushipards, Mel bored, pootie-heads, TBug doc visit, TPaw, ditch surfing, Artmom driveby, broadhead sharpening, ostracizing canadians, pecan pie threat, chasin' OFH, ordering lawn mower parts, Tripod stops by, JBWeld, OFH frenchy PM, mexican yard ninja's, Snowy crunchy bed, OFH speakin in foreign tongue, Gax tongue'n back, apocalypse now, RM and TPaw arrive, Chuckypoo( finally), South Beach Diet
 

GAX

Senior Member
***5-21-2009***

THE DAILY DRIVELER

Quinn and Deerehauler anchor nightshift, sundresses, Modyeo can't sleep, cheesecake, oreo's, Comeaux returns, OFH still yelling, driveby's, Comeaux asks "who is Self?"( the Otises answer), snowy multi-quote, coffee, Lifehunter, TGattis weather report, Mel still cleanin' house, LJay catering, jug fishing, TGattis note to Troy, Angels?, OFH dress and windy day, Bad Snowy( in a good way), chocolate frosting, Thursday signs, Dark Angel, OFH don't twitch, Matt sick, seahag pic, islands and pirates, surrender the booty, PM's, dinner in bed, Kebo tic'n, bad experience, Snowy back in black, reviews, Quack spitting, scrubs and masks, It, wolves, co-worker rotting insides, missing BKA, cultures and rights, I'm finally home, Mel homesick, Modyeo, TPaw Burpday?


On behalf of Drivel Nation, I'd like to extend Deepest Sympathy to Christy and family on the loss of her Grandfather. I'd also like to send Get well soon wishes to GeorgiaBelle's hubby( in Texas hospital).
 

GAX

Senior Member
***5-22-2009***

THE DAILY DRIVELER

Otis running for President, criminals, drivin' and playin' with blue and red lights, fullmoons, brownies, Gax gets some sleep, ponder=conjure, Otis appointing cabinet members, Artmom questions nekkid twista results, Comeaux comin' home, Quack in charge of physicals, mouse wigglin, Quack multi-quote, shower pic's, drivebys, Nicodemus employment terms, Tag broke nail( Work. comp. filed), handy Kebo, artmom oysters and wings, Georgiabelle Texas bound, knives, rain, Nic blood card, Christy, Sharpeblades, Mel still blue, satisfaction.com, OFH the entertainer, Lulabell pic's, OFH only hollers in the morning, Nic red, headin' to Kebos, GBG, Modyeo clockwatchin', Gax home from liquor store, Kebo gay men pic, OFH- no dirty french, hawt babe pic's, Mel gone fishin', Rutt deep thought pic, outfits for OFH, ribs, Ljay okays merry making, pbradley driveby, OFH stuck in traffic.



<blink>Vote for Otis - Our country needs a redneck in office</blink>
 
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GAX

Senior Member
***5-26-2009***

THE DAILY DRIVELER


night shift quiet, mornin' drivebys, TBug- professional bum benefits?, Gax breakfast burgers, PM's from Kebo, Belles hubby out of hospital, skillet PM from Kebo, unheeded warnings, GeorgiaBelle/Kebo/Gaxtreme pan handling, Dixie Dawg daughter driving danger, mike gets fish schooled by rebecca, Mel's kitten much better, Mr. Kitters, OFH- pistol packin mama, BBQBOSS smokin' pigs, Mr. Kitters video, Kebo ain't killed yet, corn shaped cornbread pans, Mr. Rogers, more PM's, TGattis feelin' Kenny Chesney, Gax dramatic gopher look, rain, Kebo catches up on drivel( all 3000 posts), speed of smell, Muddyfoot/LJay flyby, RM arrives, Gax and Scooter get spiritual, smug GB, Snowy bakin', Nicodemus arrives, who what clear pie, mel attack kitty, lost twelven, Belle beady-eyed bunny, cutting out pie, LilMissNugefan.


<blink>Vote for Otis - He will make all herbs legal</blink>
 
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