The dog did it

[Redbow]

Wife, did you track that awful mess of mud onto my floor? Husband, no honey I didn't, the Dog did it.

 

[bilgerat]

Mine is the sweetest little dog until the UPS man walks up the driveway, then she turns rabid doberman and wants to attack, dismember and devour him, I doubt she could cause she only weighs 4 pounds but she hates him with a passion for some reason.