Useles Billy got #1268 reasons he's glad to live in the USA

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Sez you don't need know special license to buy a battle rifle and do a mag dump.

 

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Can blow you whole paycheck on scratch-offs; that's strictly your right.

 

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Don't have to import Miller Lites.

 

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The King don't own all the deers.

 

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Everybody gots a car = More catalytic converters

 

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Birthplace of John Moses Browning

 

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North American model of wildlife conservation

 

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Ain't no laws against making potato guns

 

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Can blast off a truckload of fireworks on the 4th

 

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Don't have to import Case knives. Can buy them from any self-respecting knife vendor.

 

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Can buy all the 308's you want; no limits or permits.

 

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Can travel all over the country and see unspeakable beauty.

 

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Don't have to take a certification course just to go fishing.

 

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Can just roll up to the CMP and leave with an M1 Garand about whenever you want.

 

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Bluegrass music

 

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2nd Amendment

 

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Checks and balances

 

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Bill can gripe about the gov't all he wants and not have to worry about falling out of a window

 

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Can roll coal in an American-made diesel pickup while yelling "Woooooo!"

 

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Billy likes hearing the Star-Spangled Banner before events. Stand and take off your hat.