Useles Billy lost by #836 votes

[JB0704]

......in a county where they wuzn't but 837 voters

 

[JB0704]

Sez they don't let him vote noways, so he ain't sure who the feller wuz voted for him

 

[JB0704]

Sez he don't wanna be dog ketcher anyways

 

[JB0704]

Sez folks tolt him he needed two arms for that job

 

[JB0704]

Folks kept askin him why a feller running fer dog ketcher was campaigning on legalizing the pot........they sed it made no since

 

[JB0704]

But, he weren't really qualified fer much else so that's whut he runned fer

 

[JB0704]

Woooooooooo

 

[redeli]

didnt know he was running

 

[redeli]

is he running aganst his cuz reb

 

[redeli]

if so no wonder he lost

 

[ddgarcia]

Dang!

 

[redeli]

reb been the dog catcher fer years

 

[redeli]

county fixture

 

[ddgarcia]

Sednhe wuz GON run for Sherriff but then he'd have to run from himself if he wun

 

[redeli]

running makes billy drink reebs

 

[JB0704]

Billy ran unopposed n still lost

 

[ddgarcia]

Tried to get the insurance companies to support him but they wasn't convinced he could catch himself

 

[redeli]

what was his stance on gun control

 

[ddgarcia]

But who kin blame em. Ol Billy is pretty slick

 

[kmckinnie]

I voted for billy.