What will your headstone say?

[Deerhead]

"Hey, hold my beer and watch this."

So it was you who jumped off the cruise ship in Cozumel!

 

[Batjack]

So it was you who jumped off the cruise ship in Cozumel!

Not this time, mine was back before every was on the net. I'd be a millionaire if we'd had the net and go pros when I was young. I NEVER wanted someone look'n in that box saying "Oh, don't he look so good." I wanted them to look in and jump back with a start and say "Man...I bet he had fun". When they dig me up in a thousand years..I want them wondering just what happened to him.

 

[humdandy]

Not this time, mine was back before every was on the net. I'd be a millionaire if we'd had the net and go pros when I was young. I NEVER wanted someone look'n in that box saying "Oh, don't he look so good." I wanted them to look in and jump back with a start and say "Man...I bet he had fun". When they dig me up in a thousand years..I want them wondering just what happened to him.

Oh boy! If I had video clips of some of the things I did............I would never work a day in my life! I've done some crazy stuff...........thank god I have girls and not boys........I can't imagine what I put my parents through over the years.

 

[Batjack]

Oh boy! If I had video clips of some of the things I did............I would never work a day in my life! I've done some crazy stuff...........thank god I have girls and not boys........I can't imagine what I put my parents through over the years.

My Mom was gray haired by my 8th birthday.

 

[treemanjohn]

Just ****

 

[Jeff C.]

"I'm not here"

 

[Da Possum]

"Happy Birthday KyDawg"

 

[Rackmaster]

“Here I am soon shall you be, prepare for death and follow me.”

Was on a Tombstone in Heard County that I saw

 

[Throwback]

"all he did was just ask a question"

 

[4HAND]

Devoted husband & loving father.

 

[oldguy]

Donate body to science - 0 expense and useful after death.
No headstone no grave.
But if I did it'd say "He hated to see good wood go to waste."
This hurricane debris is killing me!

 

[redeli]

they make talking headstones now...what will they think of next

 

[ol bob]

Not looked in a while but I thing it just has name and DOB.

 

[OmenHonkey]

"He weren't nothin but Beer and Bones"

 

[Pig Predator]

Cause Of Death Is Unknown
Likely A Darwin Award Winner
He Was A Father
ROFLMAO

 

[jiminbogart]

"He always hated the cold. He won't have to worry about that ever again."

 

[jiminbogart]

"Here lies JIB. He passed on the 70th anniversary of UGA's last football national championship. "

1962-2050

 

[LOVEMYLABXS]

Told the wife just BarBQ me crisp load up a few shotgun shells with ashes and blast me over a couple of the duck ponds I liked to hunt. Save the money honey and buy yourself something nice like a new gun....

 

[Swamprat]

"My Wife Did It"

 

[champ]

Gettin here was only half the fun.