coon dawg
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developed by a world renowned ob/gyn.............ya mix 1 part Pabst Blue Ribbon, and 1 part Smirnoff Vodka...............ya know, a Pabst Smir...... 
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QuakerBoy
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John...I never realize you had a sense of humor
good one
mpowell
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coon dawg said:a Pabst Smir......
i just don't think i could go up to a bar and order one of those!
Dog Hunter
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Good one.
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HT2
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Coon.........
YOU AIN'T RIGHT DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU AIN'T RIGHT DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TJay
Senior Member
That's pretty good! You know what you get when you mix a shot of vodka and some milk of magnesia over ice? A Phillips screwdriver of course.
gadeerwoman
Senior Member
Here's you a blonde joke:
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says
"Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly,
"Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says
"Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says...
"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Michigan and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says
"Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly,
"Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says
"Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says...
"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Michigan and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"
coon dawg
GONetwork Member
good 'un, Sandra..........
and a blonde YANKEE, at that!!LOL 
and a blonde YANKEE, at that!!LOL
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Etter1
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I think I'll stick with borboun Johnny! 
mpowell
Senior Member
i liked the joke . . .
Dog Hunter
Senior Member
That's another good one.
