Things I do not understand.

groundhawg

Senior Member
I am 70 years old and I have so many unanswered questions!!!! I still haven't found out who let the Dogs Out...where's the beef...how to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps...Why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same, or how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop......why eggs are packaged in a flimsy paper carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that's tough as nails, yet light bulbs too are in a flimsy carton... Ever buy scissors? You need scissors to cut into the packaging of scissors... i still don't understand why there is Braille on drive up ATM's or why "abbreviated" is such a long word; or why is there a D in 'fridge' but not in refrigerator... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons... why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and, why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going... why does The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... and just what is Victoria's secret? ....and what would you do for a Klondike bar and you know as soon as you bite into it, it falls apart...and Why do we drive on Parkways and park on Driveways why is there a handicap restroom in the Delta Airlines pilots lounge at DFW airport?
 

Unicoidawg

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Staff member
LOL.....
 

Ruger#3

RAMBLIN ADMIN
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Great post…:bounce:
 

Hillbilly stalker

Senior Member
I reckon the same reason you mow your yard with a lawn mower
Drive on a parkway but park on a driveway :huh:

On a side note, it sounds like your all caught up on your whittlen :rofl:
 

Unicoidawg

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I'm actually gonna steal that, giving proper credit of course......;)
 

bullgator

Senior Member
I am 70 years old and I have so many unanswered questions!!!! I still haven't found out who let the Dogs Out...where's the beef...how to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps...Why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same, or how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop......why eggs are packaged in a flimsy paper carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that's tough as nails, yet light bulbs too are in a flimsy carton... Ever buy scissors? You need scissors to cut into the packaging of scissors... i still don't understand why there is Braille on drive up ATM's or why "abbreviated" is such a long word; or why is there a D in 'fridge' but not in refrigerator... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons... why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and, why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going... why does The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... and just what is Victoria's secret? ....and what would you do for a Klondike bar and you know as soon as you bite into it, it falls apart...and Why do we drive on Parkways and park on Driveways why is there a handicap restroom in the Delta Airlines pilots lounge at DFW airport?
:unsure:
 

Unicoidawg

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Claim it if you want to. I first posted it on Facebook 3 or 4 years ago and it just popped up again.

Naw man that's not right...... I posted it over on the book of faces and it's getting laughs and shared. I referenced where it came from and that you wrote it.
 

oldfella1962

Senior Member
Why does the new drug advertised on TV that is supposed to help cure toenail fungus have side effects that include heart attack, stroke, death, and cancer?

I'm on a doctor prescribed toe fungus treatment right now that can cause liver damage, but my latest blood test says I'm handling it just fine.

Anyway as for things I don't understand, why do big commercial open topped trucks have a sign saying "STAY 150 FEET BACK" but the sign is so small you have to be closer than 20 feet to read it? :unsure:
 
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