Post rapture check-in

• May 22, 2011

• #1

J

JFS

Senior Member

Just want to see if we lost anyone.

Since the departed probably have better things to do than banter here (and who knows about the internet connections in heaven anyway) I guess the best way to see who's gone is for the rest of us to show we are still here.

 

• May 22, 2011

• #2

B

bullethead

Of the hard cast variety

Check

 

• May 22, 2011

• #3

oldenred

Senior Member

Dang, and I was so looking forward to the price of gas going down with the supply demand dropping so much. Shucks

 

• May 22, 2011

• #4

atlashunter

Senior Member

It was a metaphorical rapture...

 

• May 22, 2011

• #5

bad0351

Senior Member

Guess I can take off my brace.....I thought they said "rupture"

 

• May 22, 2011

• #6

Capt Quirk

Senior Member

I felt something pulling at me, but it turned out it was just a bad burrito dragging me to the out house...

 

• May 22, 2011

• #7

ambush80

Senior Member

My dog's missing.....

 

• May 23, 2011

• #8

TTom

Senior Member

Still here, where I expected to be, but have not been able to grab up any freebies from the raptured. Had to cancel the rapture shopping trips.

 

• May 23, 2011

• #9

Dr. Strangelove

Senior Member

Yep, ran up a big bar tab last night, expecting to be "saved" from it, but no luck....

 

• May 23, 2011

• #10

dawg2

AWOL ADMINISTRATOR

I was on a plane so I figured I would be safe from the "earthquakes."

 

• May 23, 2011

• #11

Huntinfool

Senior Member

I've got money that he's gonna come out and say that what he ACTUALLY predicted was a gigantic tornado in MO....

Who wants to go in?

 

• May 23, 2011

• #12

TheBishop

Senior Member

I'm not taking that bet.

 

• May 23, 2011

• #13

Huntinfool

Senior Member

Small "calculation error"...."but I was RIGHT!"


Horrible thing that happened out there. Not making light of it. But I can just about promise you he'll figure out a way that his calcs predicted something.

 

• May 23, 2011

• #14

B

bullethead

Of the hard cast variety

Don't forget the Volcano in Iceland, he will most certainly link that with the twister and say they were warnings of the things to come.

 

• May 25, 2011

• #15

ambush80

Senior Member

My dog's still missing......

 

• May 25, 2011

• #16

stringmusic

Senior Member

ambush80 said:

My dog's still missing......

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Have you been feeding it?

 

• May 25, 2011

• #17

TTom

Senior Member

He's recalculated AGAIN and now says October 21 2011 is the new date.

Preparing for my shopping trips, Oh and even more time spent preparing set up photo jokes about the rapture.

Truck in the road no driver just clothing at the wheel.

Clothes in the yard along with the lawnmower.

 

• May 25, 2011

• #18

ambush80

Senior Member

stringmusic said:

Have you been feeding it?

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I figure she's been lifted up and doesn't need Earthly kibble anymore.

 

• May 25, 2011

• #19

stringmusic

Senior Member

ambush80 said:

I figure she's been lifted up and doesn't need Earthly kibble anymore.

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Maybe????

 

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• May 26, 2011

• #20

emusmacker

Senior Member

TTom said:

He's recalculated AGAIN and now says October 21 2011 is the new date.

Preparing for my shopping trips, Oh and even more time spent preparing set up photo jokes about the rapture.

Truck in the road no driver just clothing at the wheel.

Clothes in the yard along with the lawnmower.

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No, he is just a dumb atheist that don't believe in Jesus or God. No wonder he's been wrong. If he really knew what the Bible said that no man knoweth the hour then he wouldn't look so stupid. ..Dumb non believer.