stringmusic
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Y'all watch any of John Crist's videos? They're pretty funny as well. Check out his Millenial Missionary.
I've watched all his stuff, he's hilarious.
Y'all watch any of John Crist's videos? They're pretty funny as well. Check out his Millenial Missionary.
Know this one well also.
http://babylonbee.com/news/pentecostal-teen-finally-receives-gift-faking-tongues/
Have you ever noticed how there are distinct categories of syntax for speaking in tongues and they differ between Pentecostals denominations?
98% of folks in here believe in the gifts of the spirit. They aren't going to find this funny. :-(
Jesus, Jesus, what is up with you? Where is the gentle Jesus, meek and mild, the one who said, “Let the children come to me”? What happened to Jesus, the one who said, “Consider the lilies”. Where did his compassion and love go?
He is meant to be a boundary crosser, and in the crossing over, reveals bigotry and oppression for what they are: human constructs that keep all of us from being whole....
If Jesus can change, if he can give up his bigotries and prejudices, if he can realize that he had made his life too small, and if, in this realization, he grew closer to others and closer to God, than so can we.
“He devotes entire sections of His sermons to ranting about archaic religious concepts like heck and the last judgment instead of just coming alongside the marginalized and affirming their sins,” Butler said. “Very little of what He did on earth I would describe as life-giving. Frankly, I do a better job of being Christlike than Christ Himself....”
“He had a few good things to say about loving our neighbors, but the bad outweighs the good in Jesus’ teachings, if we’re looking at things honestly here,” her essay continued. “He really needed to ask Himself, ‘What would Jesus do?’ more often, and then He’d have devoted a lot more of His time to social justice, like me.”