Apparently You Can Sue Because You Are STUPID.

[ucfireman]

The woman is a 40 year old teacher.

How can someone that dumb be a teacher?

No child left behind

 

[ryanh487]

FYI, she disputes the rumors that she was planning to sue and says the friend that told reporters that made it up, she has no intention of doing that.

 

[sinclair1]

Ok so I laughed at Fire Marshal Bill.

 

[jollyroger]

Somehow I had the idea that teachers were supposed to be smarter than the student... guess there truly is an exception to every rule...

Read a short SF story years ago called "Marching Morons" , unfortunately it seems to have come true for our country.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Marching_Morons

Good grief this is almost the plot to Idiocracy ?

 

[oldfella1962]

they should breed and produce the worlds most stupid offspring

then move to Georgia in time to vote - I think that would be a good fit for generations to come.

 

[leroy]

Yep it's not her fault, it's because no one makes black womens hair care products

https://www.usatoday.com/story/life...ghlights-issues-black-beauty-care/6702793002/

 

[oldfella1962]

sorry, throwing the red bull squeezing flag on that one. Every grocery store has entire aisles (or at least large sections of aisles) devoted to black hair products.
Also think about it: the store manager would get fired or sued if they put Gorilla Glue in or adjacent to the black hair section.

 

[tr21]

She would have to apply to a different part of her body to do that.....

i was going to say that but figured i'd get moderated

 

[NE GA Pappy]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Never confuse the KY
with Gorilla Glue

 

[lbzdually]

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[leroy]

She is putting that go fund to use ???

https://nypost.com/2021/02/15/gorilla-glue-girl-tessica-brown-now-has-a-full-time-agent/

 

[NE GA Pappy]

She is putting that go fund to use ???

https://nypost.com/2021/02/15/gorilla-glue-girl-tessica-brown-now-has-a-full-time-agent/

the article says her clothing line is called 'Got To Be Blessed'

I think 'Got To Be Stupid' is more appropriate

 

[DannyW]

Good lord her Go Fund Me is up to $24,000.

 

[oldfella1962]

Good lord her Go Fund Me is up to $24,000.

I heard an update on the radio. She's getting medically treated for free now, so she's going to give any Go Fund Me money to some charity. Also she debunked the claims that she was ever going to sue anybody.

 

[elfiii]

all that proves is that there are lots and lots of people out there who NEED to win Darwin awards. Quickly.

No worries. The Darwin Awards folks anticipated the rush. They have plenty of awards to spare.