Salmon or Samon

[slow motion]

Breakfast
Brunch
Lunch
Dinner
Supper
Dinner
Dessert
Snack

How many times a day do you eat? That's a lotta meals.

 

[slow motion]

Brazil nuts, English walnuts, Oranges, jacks games, slinkys, and orange slices were Christmas stocking staples when I was a kid.

A few apples and pecans too. If by orange slices you mean those orange jelly bean textured crap with sugar on the outsides just know we're here for you brother. I'm sure there's a support group for folks forced to eat that, circus peanuts, and that greatest of lies, candy corn which is neither candy or corn.

 

[1eyefishing]

Salmon goes with people who say 'pēē-cans.

Sammon people say pə-kahns.

 

[Silver Britches]

A corns or a kerns. Dad says a kerns, I say a corns. Either way is acceptable.

 

[sinclair1]

A few apples and pecans too. If by orange slices you mean those orange jelly bean textured crap with sugar on the outsides just know we're here for you brother. I'm sure there's a support group for folks forced to eat that, circus peanuts, and that greatest of lies, candy corn which is neither candy or corn.

Leave my candy Kerns out of it! Next your gonna trash bottle caps

 

[Railroader]

Kye-Oat, and Akerns...

 

[livinoutdoors]

Hotdish

 

[livinoutdoors]

Sodapop

 

[livinoutdoors]

Donchaknow

 

[livinoutdoors]

Ohgeez

 

[slow motion]

Leave my candy Kerns out of it! Next your gonna trash bottle caps

Stick a wick in the corn it's wax with a tiny amount of sugar. Gag. Bottle caps. Kinda like a sweet tart right? If so it's good stuff

 

[Hillbilly stalker]

dis juan dun went "Billy" on yall.

 

[slow motion]

A corns or a kerns. Dad says a kerns, I say a corns. Either way is acceptable.

Acorns in print, akerns in speech

 

[basstrkr]

When my Deddy wanted the whole story he would say "give me all the mazzogs."?

 

[Railroader]

I like orange slices, and the mint ones are good too...

 

[Hillbilly stalker]

What's a "case quarter" ?

 

[slow motion]

What's a "case quarter" ?

? I got nothing.

 

[Railroader]

What's a "case quarter" ?

I know..

 

[Batjack]

What's a "case quarter" ?

Best I could ever figure out from listening to the old folks was a single quarter instead of two dimes and a nickle or five nickles. Not real sure.

 

[slow motion]

I know..

Weeeelllll...