Telemarketer and Junk Mail Tips....

Slug-Gunner

Senior Member
I received these tips in an email and thought I'd share.

Andy Rooney's tips for telemarketers

Three Little Words That Work !!

(1)The three little words are: "Hold On, Please..."
Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt.

Then when you eventually hear the phone company's "beep-beep-beep" tone, you know it's time to go back and hang up your handset, which has efficiently completed its task.

These three little words will help eliminate telephone soliciting.

(2) Do you ever get those annoying phone calls with no one on the other end?
This is a telemarketing technique where a machine makes phone calls and records the time of day when a person answers the phone.

This technique is used to determine the best time of day for a "real" sales person to call back and get someone at home.

What you can do after answering, if you notice there is no one there, is to immediately start hitting your # button on the phone, 6 or 7 times, as quickly as possible. This confuses the machine that dialed the call and it kicks your number out of the! ir system. Gosh, what a shame not to have your name in their system any longer !!!

(3) Junk Mail Help:
When you get "ads" enclosed with your phone or utility bill, return these "ads" with your payment. Let the sending companies throw their own junk mail away.

When you get those "pre-approved" letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type junk, do not throw away the return envelope.

Most of these come with postage-paid return envelopes, right? It costs them more than the regular 37 cents postage "IF" and when they receive them back.

It costs them nothing if you throw them away! The postage was around 50 cents before! the last increase and it is according to the weight. In that case, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool little, postage-paid return envelopes.

One of Andy Rooney's (60 minutes) ideas.
Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to American Express. Send a pizza coupon to Citibank. If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send them their blank application back!

If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your name isn't on anything you send them.

You can even send the envelope back empty if you want to just to keep them guessing! It still costs them 37 cents.

The banks and credit card companies are currently getting a lot of their own junk back in the mail, but folks, we need to OVERWHELM them. Let's let ! them know what it's like to get lots of junk mail, and best of all they're paying for it...Twice!

Let's help keep our postal service busy since they are saying that e-mail is cutting into their business profits, and that's why they need to increase postage costs again. You get the idea !

If enough people follow these tips, it will work----
I have been doing this for years, and I get very little junk mail anymore.

THIS JUST MIGHT BE ONE E-MAIL THAT YOU WILL WANT TO FORWARD TO YOUR FRIENDS

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UGAalum13

Senior Member
Pretty good advice. Thanks for posting.
 

CAL

Senior Member
Great idea,thanks for posting.Someone needs to do something about all the junk mail and phone calls.I think this will work.Will try it anyway!
 

No. GA. Mt. Man

Gone But Not Forgotten
On the phone calls I ask them if they had a good service at church Sunday and they stammer around and get off the phone.
 

leadoff

GONetwork Member
Try this one....after listening to a telemarketer's long speech, ask them, "Could you repeat that again?" :bounce: After they repeat it, tell them you missed the middle part because you were watching TV and a funny commercial came on that you liked. As they are repeating say, "Hold on, that commercial is on again." :rofl: The fun is never ending and actually makes you look forward to their calls! :D
 

UGAalum13

Senior Member
I used to always ask them to give me their home phone number so that I could call them back when it was an inconvenience to them. Funny thing is, they never would give it to me.
 

Mechanicaldawg

Roosevelt Ranger
The wife and I were talking about the telemarketer issue the other night. We had heard a trailer for a segment to come on the news about the "Telemarketer Problem".

It was then that we realized that we have effectively stopped them. We purchased a "Telezapper" posted our names on the Fed and States "No Call List" and switched from Allsmel phone service to Vonage. Between those we have not recieved a freak call in about one year.

As for the junk mail! That's a grand idea and we will start that process tonight! :smash: :D
 

dutchman

Senior Member
Since we recently moved, we have been getting a few calls. I need to know if anyone has tried #2 above as I get several calls each day from MCI (according to caller ID). When I answer, there's nothing on the other end. If the # key 6-7 times really works, I need to try it!
 
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