No. GA. Mt. Man
Gone But Not Forgotten
The Athiest and the Loch Ness Monster
An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly
his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one
easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air
then opened its mouth to swallow both. As the man sailed
head over heels, he cried out, "Oh, my God! Help me!"
At once, the ferocious attack scene froze in place and, as
the atheist hung in mid-air, a booming voice came down
from the clouds.
"I thought you didn't believe in Me!"
"Come on God, give me a break!," the man pleaded. "Two
minutes ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either!"
Then the Atheist continues, "God, please let the Loch Ness
Monster become religious."
God replies, "So be it."
The scene starts up, atheist falling.
The Loch Ness Monster folds his claws together and says,
"Lord, bless this food you have so graciously provided....
An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly
his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one
easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air
then opened its mouth to swallow both. As the man sailed
head over heels, he cried out, "Oh, my God! Help me!"
At once, the ferocious attack scene froze in place and, as
the atheist hung in mid-air, a booming voice came down
from the clouds.
"I thought you didn't believe in Me!"
"Come on God, give me a break!," the man pleaded. "Two
minutes ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either!"
Then the Atheist continues, "God, please let the Loch Ness
Monster become religious."
God replies, "So be it."
The scene starts up, atheist falling.
The Loch Ness Monster folds his claws together and says,
"Lord, bless this food you have so graciously provided....
