Time to feed the alligators

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One evening, the old farmer decided to go down to his pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit from his orchard on the other side of the pond.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing playfully.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond.

One of the women shouted to him, "We are not coming out untill you leave you dirty old man."

The old man frowned and politely said, "I did not come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Then he held up his bucket and said "I'm just here to feed my alligators."