Useles Billy dun gotz shot down by #1193 bachelorette parties

[ddgarcia]

Sed he'd dun mo better with a wingman

 

[ddgarcia]

What wuz pooh?

 

[ddgarcia]

Boone wuz out poach'n kinneymac's deers

 

[ddgarcia]

Dr Luv no what to be found

 

[Whitefeather]

Target rich environment

 

[ddgarcia]

Prolly home break'n in the new "Big Daddy" chair

 

[ddgarcia]

Target rich environment

An couldn't connect at all

 

[RamblinWreck88]

Good one, @ddgarcia

 

[Whitefeather]

Billy just as soon take on the "enforcer"

 

[ddgarcia]

Sez he neva wuz much goot at hit'n a moving target

 

[RamblinWreck88]

Billy sez he took a bath for nothin.' Wasted his sasquatch soap.

 

[ddgarcia]

Lack of stability wit onlyest juan arm

 

[Whitefeather]

Said he couldn't wrap his arm around her

 

[redd66]

Spent all his money on Venmo shots

 

[ddgarcia]

Billy sez he took a bath for nothin'

AKA sprayed down wit a whole can of Axe Body Spray

 

[ddgarcia]

In retrospect, this'un gotz T-R-O-U-B-L-E writ all ova it

 

[RamblinWreck88]

AKA sprayed down wit a whole can of Axe Body Spray

Sez he's GON be suing Axe right after he gets his money from his Bass Pro socks lawsuit

 

[Whitefeather]

Billy likes 2 kinds of woman

Big ole gooduns'
and
Good ole bigguns

 

[ddgarcia]

I gotz ta GO

 

[Whitefeather]

Back in the days we called them grenades