Useless billy dun called #911 on his wife 1000 times

[NE GA Pappy]

now Adam is gonna be upset

 

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protest at da sheriffs office

 

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look at dat.... Jed Clampett is da sherrifffffff

 

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hhmmmm... wunder where Elly Mae be

 

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Jed jest knocked out Adam Wagonwrong

 

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whacked him wid a pistola

 

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now Ben be upset

 

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this orta be goot

 

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this un gonna be did afore midnite

 

[NE GA Pappy]

postin away

 

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gonna finish it off

 

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need sum hep

 

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or as granny sed hope

 

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Granny liked sum hope wid her garden

 

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Pappy always thought granny talked phuny

 

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Sho do miss that short lady

 

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she wuz born in 1903

 

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my Pappy were born in 1900

 

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at were a long time ago

 

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there it tis