Official, Slayer's Bash UT thread..

[Matthew6]

That's the best you can come up with??? Man, this is going to be EASY!


Ya might want to stay on the porch...

Like they have porches.

 

[Browning Slayer]

Like they have porches.

I've seen 4 x 4 porches on trailers before....

 

[ChasinTails]

I've got a nice deck with a Gazebo and live in a house actually, but nice try. Although I'm sure some people here do , you should keep that stuff to a minimum.

 

[Matthew6]

How do you stop a volunteer fan from beating his wife ?


A. Dress her in blue and orange.

 

[Browning Slayer]

How do you stop a volunteer fan from beating his wife ?


A. Dress her in blue and orange.

 

[Browning Slayer]

I've got a nice deck with a Gazebo and live in a house actually, but nice try. Although I'm sure some people here do , you should keep that stuff to a minimum.

What are you talking about... We are just "Profiling" Vol fans (we don't like them) and having fun... I'm glad you are doing well for yourself and have that Gazebo.

 

[Matthew6]

What's the difference between a bucket of poo and a UT fan?


A. The bucket.

 

[Browning Slayer]

What's the difference between a bucket of poo and a UT fan?


A. The bucket.

That made me laugh out loud!

 

[Matthew6]

How many pallbearers are needed for a vol funeral?

A. 2. One for each handle of the garbage can.

 

[Matthew6]

i've seen 4 x 4 porches on trailers before....:d

Yep.

 

[Dudley Do-Wrong]

This is a good thread.

 

[Matthew6]

What are the best 4 years of a Tennesseean's life?

Third grade

 

[Matthew6]

Why do girls from Tennessee not play hide and seek?

No one would look for them

 

[Matthew6]

Why don't volunteer players shop at the dollar store?

A. They only have three quarters.

 

[Browning Slayer]

How can you tell if someone from Tennessee is married?



A. The tobacco spit stains are on both sides of his pickup truck.

 

[Matthew6]

 

[David Parker]

 

[Matthew6]

How do you get a Tennessee cheerleader in your room?

Grease her hips and push.

 

[ChasinTails]

I'd rather not win a National Championship than have the years you guys are having... Going 1-5 in the SEC East has REALLY gotta hurt... And we're only talking 2012!

Look at the bright side. You guys should start 2-0 with Austin Peay and Western Kentucky...

You should sink back into your hole in the ground until UT is relevant.. Accubond has!

Hmmmmm. I wonder why Dooley got fired?
That's last Season, Try and keep up

 

[Matthew6]

You know you're a Tennessee fan if -

You've been married three times and have the same in laws each time.

You take a load to the dump and bring back more than you dropped off.

Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.