Drivelers say the days get sweeter #429

[gobbleinwoods]

Sun's behind the pines now.. time to water the garden.

Just finished doing so myself. Noseeums are out in force.

 

[Ruger#3]

Mormon kids beat on my door, why do those people force one to be rude.

 

[flatwoods]

Just finished doing so myself. Noseeums are out in force.

I haven't seen them here

 

[gobbleinwoods]

Not seen the Mormon's but the 7th Day convert the heathens come around once every 3-4 years.

 

[Ruger#3]

Made me chuckle, kid was probably 20 years old. This is “Elder” ……..

 

[flatwoods]

I only get some young, plump, Latino chick that wants to sell me children's books

 

[Ruger#3]

I only get some young, plump, Latino chick that wants to sell me children's books

I had one of those about two weeks ago. Very polite kid, looked to be a junior in college.

 

[Batjack]

Next time you see them coming, quickly strip nakid.. grab and open a beer.... snatch the door open and scream "What the.... do you want?!?!" Be prepared how ever to dial 911 if your front porch is more that a few feet off the ground. They all have a list of addresses to never visit.

 

[flatwoods]

I had one of those about two weeks ago. Very polite kid, looked to be a junior in college.

Mine has been by twice. Texas plates on the car.
Too plump. Didn't listen.

 

[gobbleinwoods]

I only get some young, plump, Latino chick that wants to sell me children's books

Like was pointed out earlier.....occasionally the crazy comes out.

 

[flatwoods]

Next time you see them coming, quickly strip nakid.. grab and open a beer.... snatch the door open and scream "What the.... do you want?!?!" Be prepared how ever to dial 911 if your front porch is more that a few feet off the ground. They all have a list of addresses to never visit.

Exactly how I was both times. Maybe that's why she came back?

 

[gobbleinwoods]

Mine has been by twice. Texas plates on the car.
Too plump. Didn't listen.

Flour plump?

 

[flatwoods]

Flour plump?

Yeah. One handed balance kind of plump.

 

[Ruger#3]

I did ok until the kid asked me if I was sure my faith was really working and he’d like tell me more about the Book of Mormon. We had a short discussion of whose porch he was on and the audacity it took to insult a man on his own porch. They beat hasty retreat.

 

[Crakajak]

All I get are obnoxious roof salesmen.Ask the last one if he ,liked old westerns and like to foot shuffle.He realized quickly what i was saying as I pointed out the no trespassing no soliciting sign he passed with muh glock.

 

[flatwoods]

All I get are obnoxious roof salesmen.Ask the last one if he ,liked old westerns and like to foot shuffle.He realized quickly what i was saying as I pointed out the no trespassing no soliciting sign he passed with muh glock.

Send me your address and I'll hook you up next time mine stops by

 

[Crakajak]

I did ok until the kid asked me if I was sure my faith was really working and he’d like tell me more about the Book of Mormon. We had a short discussion of whose porch he was on and the audacity it took to insult a man on his own porch. They beat hasty retreat.

I usually ask them did the founder of said religion rise from the dead after 3 days and how come there isn,t a religious holiday named after him.

 

[Crakajak]

Send me your address and I'll hook you up next time mine stops by

They have to pass 1 at the entrance ,one at my mailbox and one next to my door.

 

[flatwoods]

My neighbor just started cutting grass.
His wife must have told him to snap to it.

 

[Batjack]

Exactly how I was both times. Maybe that's why she came back?

Best one was by accident, one of them high end vacuum cleaner companies that start with "K" kept calling and I kept tell'n them my house was built in the 1800's and only had one room with carpet.. but you know how they can be.. so I set up the appt. for them to show up at my house about 30 minutes before the wife got home from work.. yep.. up pulls a new white Camero and out comes a skinny 20 something girl. She came in and with me tell'n her she needed to leave.. kept on with a sells pitch.. whole time I'm look'n over her shoulder out the front window.. needless to say, when the wife got home.. we got a free vacuum cleaner.