Hold My Beer A Sec. I'll Be Right Back

[oldfella1962]

^^^ Wouldnt surprise me if his death certificate said he died of COvid.

Wouldn't surprise me if they say both gators had Covid too!

 

[oldfella1962]

note to self, don't swim with alligators .............

Also don't put a frisbee golf course adjacent to a lake. Frisbees tend to fly where you don't want them too. Sidenote: I broke my thumb playing "ultimate frisbee" in the Army! Yeah, unlike frisbee golf, ultimate frisbee gets a little rough.

 

[Batjack]

Yeah, unlike frisbee golf, ultimate frisbee gets a little rough.

We played it in a 60 year old pine "thicket", 20+ diameter pines spread from 10-30 feet apart covering 2 flat acres of hard packed red clay with slippery pine needles. Any attempt to run someone or better yet shove someone face first into a tree was highly encouraged.

 

[notnksnemor]

Roll a gator on its back and rub its belly.
It'll go to sleep.

Learned this from Ross Allen at Silver Springs.

 

[Batjack]

Roll a gator on its back and rub its belly.
It'll go to sleep.

Learned this from Ross Allen at Silver Springs.

Have'n a good zip tie around it's snout when one does that doesn't hurt.

 

[notnksnemor]

Have'n a good zip tie around it's snout when one does that doesn't hurt.

That, and he always demonstrated on one about a foot long.

 

[fishfryer]

Have'n a good zip tie around it's snout when one does that doesn't hurt.

Two zip ties and a new roll of electrical tape

 

[ryanh487]

Gators will kill and eat anything smaller than them.

If gators were a typical threat to humans the number of attacks/ deaths would be far more proportionate to the number of encounters. Gator ain't interested in you 9,999/10,000 times. And that 1 time is either a HUGE gator or you've gotten too close to a nest. A gator kill is also gonna be wedged under a log in the bottom of the pond, not floating around to be found.

 

[gobbleinwoods]

If gators were a typical threat to humans the number of attacks/ deaths would be far more proportionate to the number of encounters. Gator ain't interested in you 9,999/10,000 times. And that 1 time is either a HUGE gator or you've gotten too close to a nest. A gator kill is also gonna be wedged under a log in the bottom of the pond, not floating around to be found.

Gators like to share with the turtles.