The Daily Driveler.....

GAX

Senior Member
rhbama3's Daily Drivel summaries, from the "fireside lounge" thread, all in one thread.....(Yes, I was bored)

I will TRY to keep them updated...

***3-10-2009***
THE DAILY DRIVELER

Morning drivebys, OFH & shaky scissors, WARII revisited, Big Fish visit, Kebo-lotion girl offer, dove shoot, nanner peeler peelin, cold tents, Goo sharing, Mrs. SecondSeasonSatchmo, Kebo-n-bits, bowchickawowwow, catfishing for dummies, Pure Debil and Pure Debil2, MWA signals, Kebo speechless!!!, Her imperial Administratess SecondSeason, Nugefan dodgin mod's, Hill top gang, JR bored, bait & switch- Pygmy style, cider orders, "wrong knee, dude", Snowy's brownies, Tuffdawg gets a job(woohoo!!:fine:), drivel nation waitin' on free stuff, Nanner peeler nanny search, good dinners and stinky dinners, high school memories of tuffdaddy and Matty Ice, Scooter and Snowy- swapping spit( not what you think), and finally: Swede Avatar- where would you rather be if it happened?

Over 400 posts. On a Tuesday. It's gonna be a long week....:banginghe



***3-11-2009***

The Daily Driveler
the last 542 posts!

Pink Jesus vs. Jobu, morning's, John Prine, Coffee, combustion engines, Billy Idol for SecondSeason, mp3's, lunch, BKA has a girlfriend, take a tag-a-long to lunch auction, La parilla, viruses, sick people, naps, beer count, dirty marbles, Kebo list, Bonita, JD looks for volunteer's, Hooch fishing offer, lawn mowing, T-Bug driveby(again), pecan pie, fillet's and mudbug's, 20 ribeyes for $25, Captain DouglasB, water proof puters, Tuffbabe, SnakyChuck, Nicodemus back, little Tuff angler, Snowbabe, Gaxtreme here!, cookies, deleted Bigswede thread?, Culloden shoot, poo, beer count, Mexican strych9, Bitterbro!, Nicodemus's knives are sharp, snowbabe multi-quote, Belushi, Guinea Slayin', Swede Goo-less


***3-12-2009***
THE DAILY DRIVEL

Morning driveby's, coffee, Shawn Mills driveby, more coffee, Little Ms. Snowy don't wanna get up, BigSwede name change to Swede, Mrs. FlossyMae Bitteroot arrives, cigarette prices, prayers for DRB1313, fetch, powered coolers, baldfish avatar, facebook follies, taxes, citizen's band radio checks, lunch, 6 day old chili, afternoon drivebys, OFH talkin franchy, Comeaux is a corndog, tough day for MWA, LLove lortab laps, tuffy here, Gax arrives, driveby's beer count, goo gone, your reporter busted, apple juice.

had to wait till the ball and chain left to take notes!::gone:


***3-13-2009***
The Daily Drivel
triskaidekaphobia edition

peeps, mornin' drivebys, multi-avatar changes, lunch plans at Boudreaux's, OFH Bass Pro run, fetching, dipping, dog pen plans for Tuffdawg, peanut butter and tuna, Hi to W.O.W.s, shots, Tripod gatorpillar, Seth and billboard's, Kebo- Deer roasts and catholic's, afternoon coffee, naps, beer count, Boudreaux's crew pic's, spilled drink warnings, Venus and hiphoptoppottamus, Pure Debil marketing by Shawn Mills, RM and chernobyl hot wings, Culloden shoot questions, Fraulein OFH, dinner plan's, PBradley don't eat meat, dinner vs. supper, return of LJay, Nicodemus- Chicken wrangler and sucker chaser

rare form peopleses.....:D

***3-16-2009***
THE DAILY DRIVEL

rain, morning driveby's, coffee, Snowy up early, brownies(revisited), Scooter's grumpy, schoolgirl Snowy, snacks, Sultan of Slime radio show, Kebo lovefest, visit from Ljay, Kebo shunned, afternoon coffee, Mod Squad Muddy, kebo un-shunned, LLove sick puppy, Comeaux avatar hijinks, Whip crackin' Tuffdawg, MWA, Seth on ignore list(again), St. Patrick's day, Kebo massage offer, leprechauns, pinching, Muddyfoot power trip( T-Bug ain't skeer'd), baldfish fishbum, Mod squad ponders, Cats and peeps.


time to clean the kitchen.:(

***3-18-2009***
The Daily Driveler

lights turned back on, Quack wake up call, turkeys, Shawn needs coffee, mornings, MWA compliments T-Bug, Quack multi-quote, high maintenance vs. lazy, red dots, morning drivebys, oysters, nekkid twister, puddin, trading lunches, T-Bug sick?, shortbus schedule, Seth carter-school bully, deleted thread, Kebo mad at me, long days, Seth now twelven, chuck's gator, Ol Red says Hi!, Gax mobile postin' problems, tuffy ticketed, beer count, comeaux fire alarm, Chuck wants a turkey, Quack wakes up, Swede ask: Who's hawter: T-Bug or Jessica Alba?( T-Bug wins), blue cats, muddyfoot stew, more turkey talk, Scooter needs a new shotgun, Seth is swad.

***3-24-2009***
The Daily Driveler

Strych9 headed to Clayco, mornings, swede target practice, Snowy off patrol, Kebo notes that it's not Monday, Ruttnbuck help-less, Kebo lunch orders( none delivered), Lunches, TBug tan, JD birddoggin Seth parentage, bad dreams, afternoon coffee, Tag riding the clock, Plowboy ponders, Mule deer, guinea hen memories, Gax getting Elsa?:clap: , Blue Iron returns, Gaxtreme psychosis, Swede dr. joke, seth back, Lake Blackshear meet?, Atlanta rhythm section, Chuck's gator(again), fishing jigs, Muddyfoots/Dionysus arrives.
Finally, has anyone seen Bitteroot? He don't call, he don't write.......:huh:

***3-25-2009***
The Daily Driveler

MWA multi-quote, T-Bug hot tub, mornings, coffee, Comeaux now named Booger, brownie requests, wish posting, Swede T-Bug toy, pine pollen, picking on Booger, weather requests,Lovemylabxs back online, lunches, Blue Iron visit, croaker sacks, BKA conjuring, Booty's Fish House challenge, Tag-a-long free, Tag almost busted, Seth and Grizzler46 arrive, DouglasB gets post #12000(not!), workin2hunt phone not workin, itching, the Quack's are cookin, Kid Rock- love him or hate him?, Pop-tarts and Red Bull, possible Grizzler pic's.

This edition brought to you by:
Comeaux's Corndog Emporium- cause weiners on a stick are good!

***3-26-2009***
THE DAILY DRIVELER

mornings, Mr. Rogers, Tuffdaddy not banded, Otis-Korea bound, turkey calls for geese, Tuffdawg visits political forum, Snowy job interview, wet Kebo, foam noodles, Kebo ponders boat named "Jon", Gaxtreme interview, Snowbabe possible record multi-quote, Wiskey33 waitin on weekend, lunches, pinkypromises, naps, wrong closets, Beautiful Mod Squad Flyby in diamond formation( Nicodemus, SecondSeason, Tripod, and Muddy), Tuffy house cleaning, Seth- Space cadet studies, Baldfish- avatar critic, Gax back, Snowy injured!, Dionysus revealed, Ms. Hooked on Quack- Bassmaster, superglue, Snowy studying for drug test, pepper spray on door handles.

This edition brought to you by:
SKILLETS DATING SERVICE- helping flingers and duckers connect for over 37 minutes.


ya'll were in rare form today, people.:D


***3-27-2009***
the Daily Driveler

"Shoot" lookin for Wal-Mart in Atlanta, MWALLEN56 no more- BBQBOSS, JD notes it's Friday, HOQ Wonder Woman lunch box, rain, BKA mugshot, more rain, OFH feelin Frizzy, Comeaux/Booger witnesses car vs. thief, waiting on BBQ lunch, Kebo likes my beard( Now goatee) , bad weather coming, "Shoot" revealed!, Gax mobile posting system, strych9 plays fireman, Bowfishing bow suggestions, Parkin' Lot Posse rides again!, Bear attack scooby snacks, lunch, BKA lunch with 5 guys, conjuring session, Gax running errands, Nicodemus/Klem playtime( Nic gets spinal adjustment, Klem gets attitude adjustment), forum slows to a crawl(literally), I'm headed home, I'm not headed home, Nic drives in the big city, Muddy playing with Mod Squad buttons, hot taters, top posters, xhdx home from gang infested sucky football school, mrs. downs, Nic can't remember question for Tag, tequila shots, Snowy needs coffee.

tonights edition brought to you by:
Tagalong & Ruttnbucks homemade F.R.O.G. jam- you can taste the love in every jar!


***3-31-2009***

The Daily Driveler

Quack ands $1000 dates, barn dances, sand baggin, mornings, homina homina homina, Snowburglar, Captain D-ouglasB efficiency check, Kebo Bobcat problem, Tuffy needs a go-fer, beer count?, JD nails post #15000, jar dropping, Elsa marks territory, lunches, OFH wisdom- salad cancels out chocolate, tag gets off early, naps, lovemylabxs sneaky snake pic, Rutt survives Tag-less nights, BKA's carpet, Shortbus drops off 2, afternoon coffee, rain, kid rock tickets, carpet sniffing, kicked offline, Chuck gone, Gax thinks we're lemmings, Tag meal invites.

tonights edition sponsored by:
TurtleBug's Famoush Bourbon Pekon Pi: Thish ish (hic) sum aweshum (hic) shtuff! Wate, what (hic) wash I tawkin bout?


***4-1-2009***

THE DAILY DRIVELER

Hooked on Quack shares knock knock joke with HOQ, T-Fish St. Bear-nard, T-Bug much needed time off( go get 'em, Thwackbabe), driveby's, OFH up early, comeaux/booger/pest, bat fans, humpday, germans, kebo jumpin in puddles, kitchen fires, Dr. Snowbabe, salmon patties for b'fast/supper, workin2hunt hijinks, karo syrup & remote controls, Lovemylabxs hot chick in camo and decoys, Gax promo bowfishing video, naps, lunches, drowned leprachauns, snuggling, zoomin', BKA strike count, more naps, BBQBOSS prep, Willyb lets twelvens slip in, T-Bug ankle-biter video, naps over, burning CD's, kebo homeward bound, special bottle, Seth messin with T-Bug pic( really, REALLY, bad idea).


tonights edition sponsored by:
GON Publishing is proud to present-
"Shock and Awe: How to win at Nekkid Twister Every Time!" by Hooked on Quack (4 time World Champion )

***4-2-2009***

THE DAILY DRIVELER

morning with the Quacks, Snowy plays twister, BBQBOSS trailer, rain, coffee, payday for Chuck, Comeaux left truck sunroof open(idjit), OFH now a democrat/socialist sympathizer, hail, Kebo still playing in puddles, Nicodemus on standby, more mornings, Ljay visit, BKA carpet "issues", shaky scissors workin', thinkin' of Tuffdawg, snow in Washington( the white stuff, not the Babe), Tri-pod driveby, rain, ditch surfing, 40 oz. Bull, bitterbro, oysters needed, crawdads, rain, T-Bug's had enough, Dutch stuff, shortbus arrival, chili dogs, T-Bug's REALLY had enough, BKA testing, Snowy reboot( the Babe, not the white stuff), W.O.W.s headed home.

tonight's edition sponsored by-
GA Dept. of Tourism invites you to:
Visit the island of Valdosta!

***4-3-2009***

THE DAILY DRIVELER

pole vaulting, coffee, drivebys, brake failure wishes, more coffee, George Dickel, T-Bug ThermaCell-less( she'll regret that), mudbugs, Snowy multi-quote mornings, friday, chili dogs, handcuffed Booger, karo syrup, hardwood floors, lovemylabxs D.O. meat roll up recipe( yeah, i don't know either), BKA- thanks for the memories, Kebo-Gaxtreme-Elsa at the park, some peep's working, school cancelled, lunch with misfits, Gax nails post #16999, Blue Iron BBQ, teeth rattlin' firearms, OFH son is a playa, twelvens arrive, fried okra

tonights edition sponsored by-
NASH Chevrolet:
Hey, SecondSeason! Swede says "Hi"!

***4-06-2009***

THE DAILY DRIVELER

chuckb outta coffee, country store cup-o-grits and sausage patty, Perry comeaux, more congrats for BBQBOSS, T-fish avatar ponders, howling winds, T-Bug ****les, coffee mud, Kebo and power tools, puddin', JD tired, toilet repairs, Saturn V, Nicodemus birdless, Nicodemus possibly toothless, Snowy sleepy, teddy bears, jamaican restaurants, OFH raising fee's, Lovemylabxs leftover lunch, hole week, 10th grade tag-a-long, HOQ tax time, Bitteroot driveby, Tag puppy pic's, Gax possible new job, puppy breath, homies, Mt. Dew, tired peeps, cold weather coming, and it's still windy.

tonight's edition sponsored by:
Nicodemus's razor sharp hand crafted Obsidian "Tomboy Neck Knives":
slicing off the fingertips of non-believers for years!
(on display in the Primitive section)


***4-07-2009***

THE DAILY DRIVELER

Gaxtreme accidental 3am wakeup call, snow( white stuff, not the babe) in north ga., Nic gone huntin, poof, possible oyster problems, belly rubs, puddin'(again), jellyman, Strych9 lawn care, securitybabe snowy avatar, Nic's non-waterproof snake boots, mudbugs, JD headache, wordswithoutspaces, LLove driveby, popcorn and beer, Albany crime rate, lovemylabxs mulie and snow( white stuff) pic's, Redneck Maguiver window decals, nasty PM's( not really), twelven possible concussion, HOQ in training(don't ask),
mod's melee, primitive skills weekend plans, admin trumps mod, Nicodemus evil serpent pic's, preacher visit.

tonight's edition sponsored by-
Shawn Mills:
he's watching you. right now......

***4-08-2009***

THE DAILY DRIVELER

snowy all-nighter, AM cold ones, T-Bug internet woes, Swede humpday, snowy still cleaning, allergies, donuts, Nicodemus puts me in charge, coffee, twelvens on notice, gossipin' biddies, massages, strike list, OFH laptop virus?, haircuts, Matt jr., Nicodemus back, milk shakes, cool-whip, BBQ, Bigox bad case of poison ivy, Snowy 25 minute snooze alarm, jerky, mason jars, Chehaw list, Gaxtreme video, daily schedule, belly rubs, naps, hot oil massages, Kebo spews dew, jars(again), RM stops by, Kebo road trip?, 3D shoot, Perry Comeaux in da house, T-Bug smacks Kybowhunter, OFH french talk, LLove daily driveby, HOQ/OFH possible deal?


tonight's edition sponsored by-
Media-Con:
With our new "media bungle special" you're finally able to lose cable, internet, and telephone.... ALL AT THE SAME TIME!

***4-09-2009***

night shift, HOQ still missing, laying sod, Comeaux vs. T Fish in a winch-off, Scooter visit, waffles, T Bug waiting room, RM nap, twelven watch, toasted end pieces, puppies, Snowy moving service, OFH's cute wittle bunny wabbits, cat with puppies, kebo's cat at vet, the Iowa thread, online edumacation, waiting on weekend, Gax needs a loan, mike's schedule, xxDHxx elevates to ignore list, iowa thread on deathwatch, melon heads, playing tag( not with Tag), Resica and SCHunter drivebys, Chuck needs a shot, 243Savage and Tripod mod squad flyby, Mike gone for the weekend.


tonight's edition sponsored by-
Doc Anonymous's Amazing growth hormone enhanced chicken nuggets. The choice of Kentucky Plowboys everywhere!

***04-10-2009***

THE DAILY DRIVELER

Bill Dance bloopers, T Fish nighttime no show, coffee, suits and ties, bad shoulders, Insomnia Gax style, more coffee, milkshakes, Snowy masterful multi-quote, rain in N. Ga, olive garden, Kebo binge posting, lunch plans, bunny cartoons, sunday plans, Kebo totally outta control----
we interrupt the Driveler to try to explain what happened next: As the 20,000th post neared, there was a massive pile up involving regulars and lurkers. In a stunning display of boredom, lurkers unlurked and posting and de-posting commenced at a horrific rate. Striper Addict posted a pic of Bigox with the supposed magic number. After careful deliberation for almost 8 seconds, we in the pressroom believe it to be a photo-shoppe. The plastic Spider ring and day old sushi plate is awarded to Kebo. ----twelvelevens, xxdhxx ramblings( I assume. He's still on I.L.), Nicodemus greetings from the swamp, tornado watch, T Bug dictionary offer, RM Driveby, T Fish wish, Gax blind dates, Turtlebug the inspiration to us all.

tonights edition sponsored by:
Krystal's chili cheese pups! The choice of conjurers everywhere!


***4-13-2009***

THE DAILY DRIVELER

solar walk-way lights, rain, rain, solar light archery targets, rain, coffee, driveby's, rain, Swede's Easter blond joke, bunny lovers, tree's down, power outage, rain, morning margarita's, rain, wind, avatar fairy wars, power outages, rain, boiled eggs, tornado warnings, nicodemus hits the road to Kebo's house, xxDHxx off Ignore list, date offer from Tag, leaking roof, rain, willyb claims to see sunshine, rain dance, TBug mama got new ride, xxDHxx trouble with girls, Tbug, lake blackshear, pimpin' ain't easy.

tonights edition sponsored by-
OFH's Shaky Scissors Styling Salon:
ask about our Flock of Seagull's discount special!

***4-14-2009***

THE DAILY DRIVELER


T fish/HOQ tractor talk, rain stopped, Nic home, skeeters, whining nurses, mansages, stretching video's, austin Powers, Nic and lightning, grey skies, Snowy and easter eggs, peeps at work, Comeaux in da house, chasing turkeys, T-Bug schoolin' Plowboy, Muddyfoot "pick a number" game, 243savage on standby, lovemylabxs tongue twister, big sissy, drama or no drama?, tea party, BBQBoss spiritual moment, playing with live wires.


tonight's edition sponsored by-
Krispy Kreme Donuts: The brand preferred by morbidly obese ex-Tennessee head football coaches!


***4-15-2009***

THE DAILY DRIVELER

truck trading- Dubblewide style( Gax interested), night chatters, bandings and lockdowns, SFStephens dog avatar, dubblewide revisited, mornings, playing in Pava, no PM's, humps, strong coffee, locked gates, JD red bull buzz, buttons, high stakes mug-shot poker, kebo back, animated sig. lines, muddin' and puddin', Snowy & Booger breakin' stuff, army waffles, burning bacon- OFH style, bunny suits, T Bug itchy, shortbus tours, kebo's wild time, Snowy makin' goo, naps, destructive pets, gate unguarded, jerky requests, shortbus arrivals, Gax micro-brewery, sawsalls, T Bug tans and ice cream, finger food, Tag's good week, plowboy test, bad shoulders, OFH a skimmer, Chuckb fightin' Jose( yes, again)


tonights edition sponsored by-
The Parks at Chehaw:
Please join us for the Indian festival this weekend!
Nicodemus will be signing autographs in blood in the primitive section!


***4-16-2009***

THE DAILY DRIVELER


Gax and T Fish show, mystery friend, HOQ fishin trip, thunder bay, mornings, draggin' hineys, honeybunnychickenchaser, johhny greywolf, comeaux juggling avatars(again), coffee, drivebys, kebo bells, mike's turkey porn, lurkers, puppies, JD toolbar woes, plowboy slackin' off, revoked goo priveleges, lunch, more puppies, WOW's chastise me, xxdhxx puter labbin, naps, SOS tourney, WOW's welcome newbies, partys, turkey hunting, art class, dinner offers, Nic's tipi, dinner plans, Snowy workout, spitbro's, resica returns, wiffleball, skeeters.


tonight's edition sponsored by-
Dubblewide Auto Sales
this weeks special: Chevy S-10 and a jon boat in exchange for your trade in! Any trade in!


***4-17-2009***

THE DAILY DRIVELER

night shift civil war chat, bitteroot concrete job, Dubblewide gangsta, board reader list, lurkers, Banff colorado, crawfish, puddin', shedding dogs, snowy phone calls, Cap'n Gax and the All Star Boat band, goo recipes, sheriff Ljay makin' rounds, pushing, time zones, cutting grass, planting bushes, sassy Quack, scrolling texts, auditors, kebo threats, jigglin' chains, tic tic tic, dropped cell calls, trip to Lowes, BBQBoss toys, makems popup, arrow fletching, scrolling texts again, makin' cargo boxes, OFH waitin on a ride, Nic survives kids day at Chehaw, OFH confirms Gax's weirdness.


tonights edition sponsored by-

Seth Carter Sped Reeding Clas:
he kan teech yu 2 reed a buk in minits that mite hav tooken yu days to reed witout his hep.

***4-20-2009***

THE DAILY DRIVELER

thread closed for preventive maintenance between 0120 and 0843, Snowy tire woes, Seth's toe vs. bowling ball- Seth lost, Nic feelin rough after bloody autographs, Hugs from Southwoodshunter, ChuckB gets edumacated, coffee brewing, Nic's boogery jobs, swede blonde joke, kebo chicken coop, croaker sacks, snowy hemming pants, extending payments, Tfish deep thought, horse skinnin', guinea killin', bobcats, gate open, willyb senile?, favorite dog treats to eat, Tuffy still M.I.A., coffee can bird feeder, Nic sick, Dog biscuit toppings, homeward bound, spam sardines potted meat, stuffed zebra unstuffed, JD tic, Gax tic tic, Seth toe


public service announcement:
My checking account was hacked last week and 3 large amounts withdrawn. If you do online banking, Check your account OFTEN!!!
 
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threeleggedpigmy

Mod
Staff member
NIce:cool::cool::cool:
 

FX Jenkins

Senior Member
Dude you don't like um, drive around with plastic underwear on and ductape in truck do you?
 

FX Jenkins

Senior Member

Keebs

Miss Moderator Ma Hen
Staff member
Way to Go Bubba Grant!!!!!!!!! Now to get this stickied & you just keep it updated, we'd be "good to go"!!!!!!! :cheers:
 

GAX

Senior Member
You goin back to when the thread started and pickin em out? ::ke:

Yeah, that was all I found... Took me an hour, last night.. I'll go back and look, but I'm pretty sure that's it.... Remember, Robert was "summary" shy, after I zapped my thread..
 

SnowHunter

Senior Member
Yeah, that was all I found... Took me an hour, last night.. I'll go back and look, but I'm pretty sure that's it.... Remember, Robert was "summary" shy, after I zapped my thread..

Man, if they could restore that thread long enough to grab all them summaries!!!!! :cool::cool:
 
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