The Daily Driveler.....

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***5-27-2009***

THE DAILY DRIVELER


Otis sleepin' till noon( Korean time), Quack mail-order groom, burp, beautiful body, Satilla River record bass( not this Otis), drivebys, Ms. Chuck's truck stuck in driveway muck, OFH alarm clock and ants, Scooter time warp, Tomboy Boots and SecondSeason Burpday, bunnies and squirrels, TGattis PA bound, Gas warfare suit(no cotton), PM's, Kebo fox pic, rodeo's, Snowy jr.(Ian) X-ray day, Dixie Dawg daughter discussion, Gax spiritual forum foray, Seth the squirt, Mel's moving, attack cat, religion, Seth the twirp, noises and smells, Mike sends flowers, TGattis fishin', Mel runs into door, Comeaux wabbit hunting, popcorn, hold my beer, Snowy diet( no butter), lilmissNugefan innocent?, mower blades and bunnies, Mike pulls an Otis, i'm confused, OFH- official D.O.G. hair stylist, Kebo playin' with crayons, Gax head hurt, amateurs, cleanin' snowy, Strych9, Chef Comeaux recipe, Gax cuervo recipe, showers, TBug tough on puters, shark fishin'-TGat style, Nic's memory, TBug $5 pill, ignore buttons, Yorkie crazy drug addict, Mel's thread, initiations, Chucks muck, Redneck Maguiver arrives.

 

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***5-28-2009***

THE DAILY DRIVELER


Cwisty busy, Sef, Harley gettin' fixed, Gax stalker, forums to avoid, Christy ready, Quack new gun, lurkers, beer and burnin' rubber, Christy and the drag races, Deerehauler, Quack mad at himself(they make up), knee sniffers, DOG days is here, tingly waterfowl, drivebys, Plowboys got my gear, burnt meat, LJay chittlin request, Snowy massive multi-quote, TGattis boat from heaven request, GBelle still in Texas, mad crane operator( don't blame him), Otis off, Modyeo family avatar, Snowy TV problem( Bigox offer), Mel and her kitty, TGattis fishin buddy, Fried Green Tomatoes older wives, McPalin, Blue Iron and Mel sentence structure debate, TGatbabe, Canadians don't laugh, Crooked Stick/Modyeo fishin, fiddler crabs, odd and dry, Artmom road trip, OFH & Tag packin', destruction, Gax mower missing, hog calls, shower for Slip, Scooter cruise, triple dog dares, june bugs, Dollar Store souvenirs, TBug/Fishbait steak date, TGattis dissin' Bass fishin', Afternoon drivebys, Redneck Maguiver/Gaxtreme practice bull riding contraption, Bitteroot high speed mail box riding, T-Paw in the desert.

 

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Due to thread technical difficulties the Daily Driveler, will be short today.. We will resume regular programing, hopefully, Monday..



***5-29-2009***

THE DAILY DRIVELER

People posted, People responded with posts, which in turn brought on more posts that were responded to.

i don't think i can get specific.

 

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Update

We have a Drivler!!!

***5-29-05***

THE DAILY DRIVELER- SUICIDE EDITION


Gax french maid outfit, LLove midnight workout, sloppy, SFStephens X-Box, Christy's Blackberry, stickin' out tongue smiley, christy bored, Quack the idiot, Deerehauler mechanics, drag strip, LLove dissin' dial-up, drivebys, Quack off, hollerin' heather, DOG attendee's, Bubbette and Ally in NYC, Comeaux fishin' offer, BBQBOSS meat, Kebo, TGattis tequila, GBelle hubby update, Nic internet woes, buckshot, Mel and mack trucks, Artmom smackdown, Mike alone, LJay DOG directions, I must break you, Mel missing stuff(not), seahag, mower and beer delivery devices, Quack and hawt friend, complaints, Guinness, forum lovers, hoes, twister, tic tic tic, Mr. Kitters, carpe diem, Nic asks: Do you exist? or do you live?, tattoo's, latin, hurtin' heads, TBug lost, T ramp stamp, grass mowing, Artmom cookin', TGattis swervin', Comeaux back from fishin', weekend plans, post deletions, hoe avatar, TBug flea dip, Branchminnow posters count, Comeaux fishin' report requested, tequila shots, scooter likes the middle on occasion, TBug not elven, Kenny Chesney- Big star, thirtyeighven, hoes, scooter 200 footer, points to nose( yeah, me neither), Quackberry blue, nekkid BBQBOSS, hoes, bingo, #4, echo's, meat, peeps, PM's to OFH, Quinn, Crooked Stick, pink, mini-driveler, WillyB workin' weekend, mike fishin' offer, TGIPDF, Slip=BKA(no), Modyeo, cornbread, OFH missin' BKA, TPaw, Blue Iron mystery lyrics.

 

[GAX]

***6-1-2009***

THE DAILY DRIVELER


slow night shift, TFish back from fishin', Modyeo pot-less coffee, white girls look alike, Quack love, TBug Tannehill bound, GBelle home from texas, bales of hay, crevices, Hollerin' Heather, Wiskey33 countdown, pies, OFH messin' with hunting season, Muddyfoot pink pressure bandage, D.O.G. attendee's plead the 5th, BBQBOSS movie director, Baldfish BigOx bulldog offer, Kebo...working?, Seth grass and trees pic, Artmom travel service, Seth finds the letters H,A,M today, Comeaux Bunny Slaughter for Xbox, Mel dog bit, funny dog pic's, Seth flower boy, Sethspeak, Crooked Stick rib cracked(coughing), Marilyn Manson fake bosom, gross smileys, TBug temporary truce(over now), OFH avatar, Buck#4 ain't right, Mel sweating, Seth free(possibly dead) cat, trail cams, canadian humindex, mudbugs, bird killin' dogs, TBug salute to twelvens, dismiss vs. demize, willyb sweet and sweaty, whiskey and other stuff, Ramblin' Man, Chuckb slow learner, biting dogs back, behaving, fruity drinks, Scooter assists seth with sentence structure, shooting clay targets, colored cups, Slip-n-Slide- GON style, Seth request( denied)

 

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I'm missing One.....



***6-3-2009***


THE DAILY DRIVELER


TPaw/Deerehauler/TFish discuss Twister and proper stalking, LLove Editorial: possible penalties for stalking, GON Facebook, Insomnia(TBug style), cornbread recipe request, canuckheads, cold Comeaux, drivebys, coffee, RC Cola(with peanuts) and Moonpies, mudbugs=junkfood?, Snowy massive multi-quote, Mel butchers english language, Baldfish hibernation, JD being good?, TGattis touring the Northeast, dilly dally, Ian and Aimee pool time, TGat lot lizard offer( declined), Artmom lakebound, Plowboy couch tater, Gax and Tfish in daylight!, drool, hayfields, field mat BBQ, possible hay bale dining arrangements, BBQBOSS plans for World domination, BBQ joints, spankin's, butt's, do do BBQ, get out of jail free card, shovel duty, snitches, Gax assistant, Mike- whats my avatar?, Kebo pic request, naps, Slip slipping, boo boo's, Mike: go fish or cut grass?, extra spot on OFH list?, TBug spongebob jammys, blisters, OFH commited meat, Mel and GBelle pet offers, profit, Sleeze house upgrades(Gax style), cookies and hips, non-caffienated Mt. Dew, TBug: Haystack checker, Klem models "Jeremiah Johnson" collection from GBelle, BBQBOSS/BigOx compare butt pricing, gigglers, Muddbro/TBug/JR pic, Mel pop, aboot, Hair-Babe, Resica snake den, PM's, Mel lookin for luv, sizzlin sammich, canadian love, OFH legal, Rutt and Tag arrive, beer holsters and camel packs.

I'm headed to Bass Pro in Mississippi for the rest of the week. Oh, and a medical conference.
Reporter needed for Thursdays Driveler! Anybody want the job?
Snowy said she will do Fridays.

 

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***6-4-2009*** Guest writer/publisher Tag-a-Long

The Daily Driveler

by substitute reporter Tag-a-long

Quack call in; Matty's shrinking butt list; Misc Mornings; more hay rollin' fun; Mel not sure what a moonpie is but certain she don't like 'em (or milk, or 'nanners or grits - lawd this girl's gonna starve); Robert on the road ..... maybe, eventually, sometime after lunch; pill poppin' Kebo; Mel fails southern citizenship test - deportation scheduled; Lee's grits is good groceries; rain delays and sunshine out of a mason jar; tall boys and 40 ouncers need coozies too; OutSnowHim in body experience; D.O.G. DT's; JD Beach Bum w/rockin' tan lines; ridin' dirt roads; slip's woodchopping woes; muddy bugs and big round clean butts (BOSTON that is!!); weather radar reading lessons; Bitter/Scooter pie request; Stick Jr clean check up; Nick kicks off weekend and gets busy making knives and points; Baldfish workin' the weekend - pics will be provided ;



Tonight's edition brought to you by:

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The Nightly Driveler by TurkeyPaw

***6-4-2009 thru 6-5-09***

TGattis smokin' "???", Nicodemus Elly update, gax gets serious, buck#4 drive-by, Redneck Maguiver has a new project, slip can't spell, pyro buffing his nails (for tactical reasons), boneboy96 drive-by, Mel ain't sweet and innocent, RC Cola and Moon Pies, Snowy has Redman (Grizzly is better), Mel ain't had a Moon Pie yet, Cola vs. Pop, stormy weather, Mel don't eat grits, Snowy wants a sammich, SFStephens arrives, Muddy called in to train Mel, stalkers, Snowy a Yankee?, TPaw never had mullet, T_Fish drive-by, rhbama3 finally in Mississippi, Chuck vs. Jose, Christy and Otis missing, stalkers (again), Quack's "friend" needs weed, secret smileys, Gav-n-Tn drops in, happy bananas, Otis no longer missing, Quack has fleas


Tonight's Edition brought to you by:
Quack's Love Shack

 

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Todays guest writer/editor... SnowHunter

The Daily Driveler
Daytime Edition
5 June 2009

Jeff Raines arrives...back up called!!; Gav-n-TN fits right in; late night loopies; beer destroyers, its a tough job, but someones gotta do it ; Matty's good lookin big butts; Good mornings; Pie and hot rods; high intensity discharge provided by TGattis; dancing leads to broken toes; Ode to BBQBOSS; Espionage and pork with a side of sumpin; noisey roofs; The High Sheriff stops by; more rhymes; Nick n Klem need baths; Cold Comeaux; too early for thread killin; Sista's good mornings; Stick and Yeo fishin; Free Panties, thanks Big "O"; clogged boxes; Kebo did NOT say boobies; Tags resume; Whiskey 33 tossin brews; 31 flavors of clear stuff for OFH; Speakin Swahili; Bitter talkin diry in hawaiian; Wiskey kidnappin story (wheres the dueling banjos?); Christy returns, minus a Pest Control man; LLoves suprise appearance ; Mels crazy kitty at it again; JD lookin good in pink



Todays edition sponsored by:

Mudbugs

A Southern Tradition with a twist

 

[Turkeypaw]

The Nightly Driveler

6-6-09

Super secret smileys, diaper duty, nekkid Mel, TBug is sick, rhbama3 still in Mississippi, LLove is margarita'd up, discounted reefer, kitty sucking obsession, TGattis in the weed business, BBQBOSS needs a hay bale, LLove bikini pics, Quack can't see bikini pics, fall gathering, GON Blast, hay fields, drinkin', Christy's husband can't drink liquor and he don't like huntin' (he ain't right), Quack trappin' beavers, Jeff Raines scratchin' on the rug, Christy ain't an alcoholic


This edition sponsored by:
Slip's Fire Service
He don't put 'em out, he starts 'em.

 

[Turkeypaw]

The Driveler: Saturday Edition
by Turkeypaw

6-6-09

Night shift discussion, buck#4 beer run, Matt's meat, TBug still sick, crazy folks at Blackshear, mudbugs and beer, GBelle drive-by, Bikes & Babes day at Hooters, slip and fire, Christy workin', gaxtreme buzzn', bowfishin', TGattis inspirational pics, gaxtreme recording songs, TBug wants hot guy pics, deerehauler missing after pic forward, slip and fire (again), TPaw found Skoal, deerehauler does a mini driveler, slip eatin' bugs, TPaw is the midnight master, Tennessee Vols (the best college football team in the SEC), gaxtreme talkin' in a foriegn language, Bub's Beer, rhbama3 is comin' home, mudbugs and beer (again), tequila, Jeff Raines eatin' breakfast, pin the tail on Quack, TPaw's crackhead neighbor in ditch, fall gathering, Otis back to school, no more bikini pics, Flaming Dr. Peppers, Gee Sharks, vodka, LLove mudbug pic, LLove don't suck mudbugs, Otis has "special" videos, Went In 60 Seconds, pfffffffffft, deerehauler has done lost his mind, smiley didn't smile, Resica is back, PM's that can't be talked about here, gax likes Resica's snake, Quack and Christy siblings?, Otis has a movie about it (don't ask), snake handlin' gax, playin' with snakes, venemous snake pranks, night crew pushin' it?, Quack whackin' his mouse, gax is shakin' his, Jeff Raines has a chocolate covered longjohn



Note to T_Fish: Jeff Raines is gonna put a steel toed boot in your backside, cause you didn't bring him mudbugs.

 

[Turkeypaw]

The Driveler: Sunday Edition

6-7-09

OutFishHim dancin' pic, Nick don't dance, Comeaux's Remi Remoulade, Nick's evening at Blackshear, Otis's family is goin' to Korea, Chuck stalkin' Otis, mudbugs, hot sinkers, peeps, worms in the fridge, swimmin' gax, slip makin' fire, lulabell, BBQBOSS vs. bee, butts, rhbama3 is home, Moon Pies

 

[GAX]

Originally Posted by rhbama3 6-8-2009
THE DAILY DRIVELER

Christy bored, catfish story, Benji bored, everybody bored, Quack review of Stone Mountain- dead guys faces and a flashlight, no weed, police ranks, PM's- no nekkidness, virgin eyes, football jokes, Quacka Gax, fall gathering, YMCA, Nightly Driveler, coffee, drivebys, TBug up early, Hollerin' Heather, BBQ for B'fast?, coffee count, more drivebys, cat women, Comeaux zipper, slap or spank?, Slip not on fire yet, Mel discovers humidity, Mike chicks pic, Snowy back in bed, Nic in lurker mode, Bigox, Baldfish- wimmen make men do stoopid stuff, GBelle, modyeo and Crooked Stick fishin' plans, Comeaux nails 25000, luck, threadjacking request, Remi remoulade, Slip hooked up to Holter monitor, Snowy and Tag arrive, GBelle notes poofing, Kebo gifted, frog killing plans, turkey hat, RM arrives, Mel drankin' fruit smoothie( not sharing), BBQBOSS sick( Comeaux cooties), TBug recounts sick week, Dawggonegood in dangerous territory, Mike snake pic and crazy talk, LLove in daylight?, TBug DGG archery target, Rutt arrives, chuckypoo, girl chat, hard hat area.

With the stimulus package finally here, the upper middle lower management has decided that the press hours need to be divided up. With TPaw bored enough to do a Nightly Driveler, the Daily Driveler hours will now be from 6am till i feel like doing it( usually 6pm).

 

[Turkeypaw]

The Nightly Driveler

6-9-09


Crazy women, Facebookin' gax, buck#4 on Facebook, pervs, Swede has razor burn, TBug and guns (she can't handle a 30-06), pies, baldfish manbeast avatar, TP=Turkeypaw (NOT toilet paper), baldfish speedo threat, Tag-a-long speedo pic, rhbama has crawfish, Mel's AC troubles, baldfish killed Spongebob, Mel a blonde?, Otis and Self, tuffdawg drops in, Benji has weed (its evidence), Diet Bubba, LLove, Benji now has ecstacy (also evidence), catfish revenge (Quack calls bull), gigglin' Mel, Mountain Dew and Moonshine (it's good, try it), mudbugs, Krispy Kreme, Marco Polo a pothead, T_Fish gettin' political, jason4445 crazy

This edition brought to you by:

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Keeping chickens safe since 2009!

 

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Originally Posted by rhbama3
THE DAILY DRIVELER


Otis & self apartment hunting, Koreans don't say "Howdy", political forum forays, OFH now a blonde with a sore toe, mornings, snooze alarm, Kebo driveby?, Slip has Axe bomb bath, Goo is good, Plowboy actually posted, Albany get together, BBQBOSS cured cooties( steroid shot), Pappilion, GBelle buys bell for bunny, Marco Pollo, board vampires, bbq sauce, spitsista's, catching wind, sic'em Kebo, LLove popcorn addict, smellin' sarcasm, plotting, naps, Hobby Lobby addicts, Snowy on the floor, fabric store discussion(ewwww), Debil, ADHD Mel, Comeaux helpin with neighbors boat, mind over matter, nappin without WOW permission, TBug flushes 999 PM's, counterfeit WOW's, TBug see's Mels Sarah Palin post, TGattis: Project Mel, guns bullets bows and broadheads, standin' behind OFH, Yahoo Chat, karate, ligers, lots of popcorn, Blue Iron avoids LLove's whip(barely), Mel's thoughts on guns, Muddy don't wanna mow lawn yet, TBug/Muddbro turkey hunting, Yup, two month old fish in oven, LLove vs. Mel: am/am not are/are not did/did not uh huh/uh uh truce?/truce!, Snowy goofy Bret Michaels video, moon pies, LLove view, plowboy yelling, group hug, Gaxtreme skeerd, campin, save the Ta Ta's, turkey 101, GBelle baking pies, LLove Wal-mart bound for DVD, Crooked Stick dead disposal.

editors note:
due to blurred vision, "put jello in sandbox" was left out by mistake. we apologize for the omission.

 

[GAX]

Originally Posted by Turkeypaw
The Nightly Driveler

6-10-09


Blackbeards, pie, rollin' in hay, Muddy meaner than Nic?, daydreamin' gax, invisible lurkers, Nic watching lightnin' bugs, Nekkid Twista Tournament, Billy Mays, idiots, Gay Chicken, gators (the eatin' kind not the idiots from Florida), T_Baby, Gran Torino, Save the TaTas, shrooms, gax TV troubles, TaTa pics, LelaFlix, 4 month old Moonpies, whackin', Quack on a recon mission, cops and doughnuts, Quack listning to Marvin Gay, piratin' gax, Green Eggs, Lawwwd, insomnia, Elsa, workin', postin' pics in PM's, Dubblewide, Cafe Erotica, free "beer", TPaw missin' (I'm doing the driveler you idjit), ticked off hose dragger?

 

[GAX]

Originally Posted by rhbama3 6-10-09
THE DAILY DRIVELER


Good cop/Bad cop, seat belt law, tazing grannies, boiling mudbugs, Big Jim bows, b'fast requests, mornings, Jeff Raines building plans, Snowy- Ray Charles video, Kebo multi-quote, Quack says: i have skills, Mel discovers that cats pee, Ian Dr. appt., TFish dateless daughter till age 25, Remi: rabbit or rat?, GBelle baking pie( Mel thiks about trying that), W2H bored, bunny pie, where's Seth?, pregnant men, work, present for Nic, Blue Iron in twubble, woody guys, TBug pie begging, GBelle needs chocolate, Buck#4 needs vacation, Ian's cast coming off in 10 days, Ian says "Hi!" to Drivel Nation, Mel- nobody to swim with( offers made), BBQBoss- one shirt wonder, OFH trash night, Slip saves fawn and eats moon pie, Snowy unclassifiable, Tripod lurking, jambalaya cooking, haybale camo patterns, LJay driveby, snitches, mason jars for Plowboy, naps, new Olympic sport: synchronized sleeping, JD in T'storm, JT driveby( it's true!), Kebo sniffin', Blue Iron takes blame, dissecting Kebo's avatar, spankin' wobbert-woo, Rutt and RM arrive, jambalaya done, BBQBOSS cookin' chitlins, RM riding to Nova Scotia(too cool), Comeaux personal attack, ducking, catfish revenge

 

[GAX]

Originally Posted by rhbama3 6-11-09
THE DAILY DRIVELER


Angry jalapeno's, waitin' on crazy women, making friends in the Freshwater Form, insane Turkeypaw sez: UT beats UF & UGA this year( yeah, i know), GBelle wants a pink fishin' pole, poor people skills, deer season cancelled, Gax needs a head hammer, limit proposed on hay bales, Christy, Tag's puppy washing floors, drinkin vinegar for ticks( TFish adds prune juice), nappin' W2H, JT & JR drivebys, Wiskey33 notes thread views, Comeaux cracker jacks, Kebo loses beloved pet cat, Mike working?, walkin' on water(Slip can't do it), Red Rock cola, Mel( not quite clear on concept of pecan pie baking), haze, LLove lotioned up, Mel missing marbles, BBQBOSS outta BBQ, Gax and LLove movie talk, Mel bread flour pecan pie internet recipe from Texas( Tbug pointers given), uhhh....., pecan pie pic, Tripod bonjour, Gax broke liver, rain, giant solo cups, buying melons, Thongtoon, Quack pipe loader, haaayyy, lil' TBug checkup, dreaded PM arrival, Snowy has coolwhip, Nic goes walkabout in PF, dog bodily functions,RM driveby, Brandasia & Tyquavious, Sweetwater spankin', DGG arrives, OFH hot wax offer, mornings, Swede feeds ankle biters

 

[GAX]

Originally Posted by Turkeypaw
The Nightly Driveler

6-12-09

BBQBOSS cornbread recipe, pie, hollerin', Snowy's new uniform, bikinis, Red Bull, uppers and downers hour, cop biscuits, Rutt scared of LLove?, Thongtoon tournament, fuzzy handcuffs, street walkin' farmers, thongs and camo crocs, thongs and gun belts, gax YMCA video, National Comment on Myspace Pics Day, reef donkeys, spandex pants, movie discussion, gax Googled "Thongtoon" (it's a plastics company in Bangkok), LLove's cat vs. dog, Da Love Shack, bowfishin' (it's a drinkin' sport), UGA bow theme, Go Vols!!!, Quack the Thong Lady, Nekkid Twista, concealed carry thongs, T_Fish the Fashion Police, hawt granny, Otis (that boy done lost his mind), kimchi, Otis found a house, longest thread on GON

 

[GAX]

Originally Posted by rhbama3 6-12-09
THE DAILY DRIVELER


Otis downloading "special movies", Turkeypaw twins argument, brownies, mafiosa sista's, voices in head, BBQBOSS has two shirts now, Kebo sez: it's Friday, GBelle twisted ankle, miracle cure needed, tampons bandages Depends at Walmart(back wall), Kebo hurt back, yelling, Snowy don't smell, Hi's and Bye's, busted meth lab, Blue Iron fishin' offer, smoking fattys, Kebo and Quacka, underwear pics, OFH disturbed, Quack tingly, Mel going somewhere, BigOx in Brewton, strych9 guitar, Tag off, OFH is visual, baby outfits, Pokey Pookey, Quack nekkid sweaty mouse, Mel disturbed, Tag- official Twista Lotion Girl, BBQBOSS 24hr man, WOW's slumber party at TBugs, beer counts, afternoon drivebys, homies, mixed drinks, SFS bat belt, burning sensation, pick up a quarter routine, Gax slip-n-slide, klondike bars, Blue Iron karaoke, Buckwheat, Gax PF post deletions, Otis and TPaw lock and load for Political Forum.