The fish are all dead part 4/What I learned from the first 3

notnksnemor

The Great and Powerful Oz
Bernoulli's principle, which states that an increase in fluid velocity results in a decrease in static pressure.
So the high velocity air flowing across the opening of a can creates a vacuum on the dead space in the can thereby sucking the life out of a beer drinker at high speed.
Sheez...
You're the only person I know that can make beer drinkin sound dirty.
 

notnksnemor

The Great and Powerful Oz
Here is a story I'll share.
Several years ago, a co-worker kept asking when I would take him fishing.
He offered to take care of food and lodging if I took care of boat related costs.
Good offer and we're off to the 'hatch.
He's in the front of the boat sitting on the cooler.
About 1:00 I say, "Reach in and grab me a beer".
He obliges.
We fish on.
About an hour later, I say "Toss me another beer".
Again he obliges.
Another hour or so, I ask for another beer.
He said "You know this is your 3rd beer?"

Time out in the fishing.
Me to him: "You've got a choice on quitting. You can either quit fishing or quit counting beers."
We fished on happily that day and fished together for 5 years after that.

He even told our work mates he would rather be on my boat with me drinking beer than a lot of others stone cold sober.
 

NCHillbilly

Administrator
Staff member
Here is a story I'll share.
Several years ago, a co-worker kept asking when I would take him fishing.
He offered to take care of food and lodging if I took care of boat related costs.
Good offer and we're off to the 'hatch.
He's in the front of the boat sitting on the cooler.
About 1:00 I say, "Reach in and grab me a beer".
He obliges.
We fish on.
About an hour later, I say "Toss me another beer".
Again he obliges.
Another hour or so, I ask for another beer.
He said "You know this is your 3rd beer?"

Time out in the fishing.
Me to him: "You've got a choice on quitting. You can either quit fishing or quit counting beers."
We fished on happily that day and fished together for 5 years after that.

He even told our work mates he would rather be on my boat with me drinking beer than a lot of others stone cold sober.
Good thing he didn't go with TJ. :bounce:
 

notnksnemor

The Great and Powerful Oz
Well y'all have sold me, I'm going back on 4/19 to try and make the last sheepshead get fried and find some endangered trout.
I'm still on for PSJ the week of 4/1.
Families not patient fishermen but I'm hoping I can get a couple of hours to put a block of chum out over a reef and see if an early cobia is around.
 

slow motion

Senior Member
Dang brother. Made me get out my dictionary. As is the time honored tradition of this thread I must now pay homage to your superior intelligence as I did in post #20 with bat, Kansas, and 1eye

Duck
The name of this thread should be "Thread for Bombastic Pontificators".
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