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bullethead said:

"SFD" was already in use ,so,....

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WaltL1 said:

Thems the rules.
Heres another example -
The woman I married was Baptist. The only way I could have a Catholic wedding in a church by a priest was for her to renounce being Baptist, take classes and become a Catholic.
I wouldn't let her do it. Got married at a nice resort with a nondenominational preacher or whatever they are called.
My entire side of the family (all Catholic) was devastated.
Thems the rules.

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660griz said:

Ah...there he is. Jesus himself.

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WaltL1 said:

Thems the rules.
Heres another example -
The woman I married was Baptist. The only way I could have a Catholic wedding in a church by a priest was for her to renounce being Baptist, take classes and become a Catholic.
I wouldn't let her do it. Got married at a nice resort with a nondenominational preacher or whatever they are called.
My entire side of the family (all Catholic) was devastated.
Thems the rules.

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SemperFiDawg said:

The priest told my dying friend that he would have to divorce his current wife and if they continued to live together, and it would have to be strictly plutonic. Never forget my friends reply, as I was still in shock over what the priest said, He said, “Well that’s out, what else you got?” Died 6 days later.

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ambush80 said:

Are you saying that before you knew who said it that you thought it was provocative but when you saw who said it it became irrelevant?

That doesn't sound right. Truth is truth no matter who says it.

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oldfella1962 said:

Plutonic? How much for a one-way ticket to Pluto in case I need some "space" away from my wife for a while?

Actually Jackie Gleason had this idea on "The Honeymooners" when he said "one of these days Alice! Bang, zoom! Right to the moon!"

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