? 2022 Smack talk thread ?

[kmckinnie]

I’ve never entered your contest but I got me a new turkey rifle and figure I’ll have my limit before April fools day.

Ha ! Bet u can’t.

 

[six]

You signed up yet ?

No, I’m better at talking trash than I am at backing it up.

 

[sea trout]

No, I’m better at talking trash than I am at backing it up.

That seems to be my problem this year. Backin it up is a big commitment!

 

[sea trout]

Looks like there's enough for 1 team signed up so far! That's 100 percent chance of bein this years champs!!!!!!!

 

[antharper]

I heard 5-6 gobbling there fool heads off this morning . I don’t ever remember starting my season this early , it’s usually a couple weeks from now .

 

[jaydawg]

What’s so hard bout killin a Wild Turkey??…me and my brother killed a couple this past wknd and gonna kill more this wknd…he’s a Rare Breed, got 101 of em….

 

[antharper]

What’s so hard bout killin a Wild Turkey??…me and my brother killed a couple this past wknd and gonna kill more this wknd…he’s a Rare Breed, got 101 of em….

Sign on up ! Or are you turkey

 

[sea trout]

What’s so hard bout killin a Wild Turkey??…me and my brother killed a couple this past wknd and gonna kill more this wknd…he’s a Rare Breed, got 101 of em….

If I killed one of them I'd definetly sleep in the next mornin!

 

[sea trout]

Alright fellow goof balls if we can get a few more people to join we can have TWO teams and then we can have REAL CONTEST!!!! Woooooo WEE!!!
I DO plan on takin my son kayakin and fishin a lot this spring though. Maybe I can tie both into early mornin at dawn event on public land with camo and a shotgun!

 

[mike1225]

Alright fellow goof balls if we can get a few more people to join we can have TWO teams and then we can have REAL CONTEST!!!! Woooooo WEE!!!
I DO plan on takin my son kayakin and fishin a lot this spring though. Maybe I can tie both into early mornin at dawn event on public land with camo and a shotgun!

I´ve been thinking about signing up. I got two frozen gobblers I killed in bow season. Can I just thaw them out one at a time & take pictures?

 

[sea trout]

I´ve been thinking about signing up. I got two frozen gobblers I killed in bow season. Can I just thaw them out one at a time & take pictures?

Yes!
That's what competator beagler does every year.
You just arn't supposed to broadcast it though. You know.... so nobody knows and all

 

[kmckinnie]

I´ve been thinking about signing up. I got two frozen gobblers I killed in bow season. Can I just thaw them out one at a time & take pictures?

Just make sure the pics are properly done. I get DQed every year.

 

[Beagler282]

Yes!
That's what competator beagler does every year.
You just arn't supposed to broadcast it though. You know.... so nobody knows and all

???...it always kills you when I pull that monsta gobbler from the freezer every year.

 

[kmckinnie]

There’s a spot in the road on the way to work where a gobbler crosses. Every time he does I slow down. Wait til opening morning and the ranch hand is going to eat feathers.

 

[jaydawg]

Sign on up ! Or are you turkey

Oh! You’re talkin bout the kind with feathers!…not dis kind?…

 

[sea trout]

Good kill!

 

[antharper]

Oh! You’re talkin bout the kind with feathers!…not dis kind?…

At least you can post a clear picture , you good to go .

 

[jaydawg]

So what exactly are the rules? Are they posted somewhere?…

 

[sea trout]

So what exactly are the rules? Are they posted somewhere?…

They should be soon
Our fearless leader is probably busy drivin a semi across the country or drinkin moonshine

 

[mguthrie]

2 months until season starts and y’all are getting started already?