? 2022 Smack talk thread ?

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WOODIE13

2023 TURKEY CHALLENGE 1st place Team
Huntin nekkid and wearing thongs?
Shutting it down is for the public good, I tell ya.

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J/K on all that foolishness.
Got to have something to talk about, good while for season to open
 

sea trout

2021 Turkey Challenge Winner 2022 biggest turkey ?
Well since turkey season my back up work truck broke. It's a duramax and it lost fuel pressure on way to church Sunday. Tow truck got and hauled it to desil shop it but as of last yesterday the mechanic aint got to it yet
My new gas engine work truck I ordered Last October still aint arrived at local dealership.
So I'm on foot. I'm down to a tractor and a lawnmower.
 

sea trout

2021 Turkey Challenge Winner 2022 biggest turkey ?
Aint got no way ta git to da post office kenny. But I'll send ya somthin ta drink soon as I can.
 

sea trout

2021 Turkey Challenge Winner 2022 biggest turkey ?
I did get my glass call in the mail from Mr Clay. PHHHWWWWEEEEEEEWWWWWW, ( is that how ya whistle on a computer???) Man that pot call and striker are sure enough like art!!! Beautiful!!! And so effortless to produce hen sounds!! It is amazin!
 

WOODIE13

2023 TURKEY CHALLENGE 1st place Team
I did get my glass call in the mail from Mr Clay. PHHHWWWWEEEEEEEWWWWWW, ( is that how ya whistle on a computer???) Man that pot call and striker are sure enough like art!!! Beautiful!!! And so effortless to produce hen sounds!! It is amazin!
Make me some recordings so I can use them next year?

I got a 16" pink bicycle I can send you so you don't have to put hours on your tractor
 

sea trout

2021 Turkey Challenge Winner 2022 biggest turkey ?
Make me some recordings so I can use them next year?

I got a 16" pink bicycle I can send you so you don't have to put hours on your tractor

Oh thanks but yeah I got some bikes here. I just don't want to loose my belly. It took me 46 years to get it
 

sea trout

2021 Turkey Challenge Winner 2022 biggest turkey ?
Obi won Kanobi starts today! We gonna cook frozen pizza, we got chips and salsa, and cookies to eat in the recliner while we watch Kanobi runnin around doin all his Jedi stuff! That will help with the belly stayin big!
 

WOODIE13

2023 TURKEY CHALLENGE 1st place Team
Obi won Kanobi starts today! We gonna cook frozen pizza, we got chips and salsa, and cookies to eat in the recliner while we watch Kanobi runnin around doin all his Jedi stuff! That will help with the belly stayin big!

When you really appreciate something, you got to build a shed over it?
 

WOODIE13

2023 TURKEY CHALLENGE 1st place Team
Need to add bearded hens as transgender next year, beard over 6" IDs as a gobbler
 

WOODIE13

2023 TURKEY CHALLENGE 1st place Team
Bearded birds are legal here, sounds like the deer season when I was there, just more bucks
 

WOODIE13

2023 TURKEY CHALLENGE 1st place Team

Bubba_1122

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KMc:
Got the hat. Looks great (back to back caps look sweet together).
Had some great guys for teammates. They turkey killers. Enjoyed those guys.
KMc, sure appreciate all you do. Thank you!
BT
 

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