Don't worry about the brand, I got it covered. Last year we botched a bunch of them with that makeshift coathanger so I forged one out of wrought iron with a longer handle and won't bend when it gets hot. Plus we lined up four big ol'boys as holders to cut down on the flinching. (Hope the customers at this C'Barrel are as squeamish as the ones in Macon!)
Still need a volunteer to handle the raw bacon for the handshake ceremony.