What ever happened to Bigfoot?

[NOYDB]

He and Nessie seem to have disappeared.

 

[elfiii]

He's fine. He just moved to Lower Alabama is all. Nessie died of old age several years ago.

 

[ddgarcia]

Now that baiting is legal in the North he's sleep'n off his corn squeezin's hangover

 

[Miguel Cervantes]

I heard Bigfoot joined a union and his contract hasn't been settled yet.

 

[snookdoctor]

Jack Links hired bigfoot. He is busy filming commercials.

 

[KyDawg]

I heard he found a real Bigfoot.

 

[pjciii]

nope, here he is.