Gbr5pb
Senior Member
So how long is it until deer season again?
They get plenty of hair. Only trouble is, when they send it off for DNA testing, it always came from a real critter.Just one bone. Just one strand of hair. Just one shelter not thrown together by a bush hippy.
Horses of courses.They get plenty of hair. Only trouble is, when they send it off for DNA testing, it always came from a real critter.
The bush hippy shelters and just random trees falling together are my favorite fake evidence.Just one bone. Just one strand of hair. Just one shelter not thrown together by a bush hippy.
The white feller what says he’s an Injun actin as some sort of authority on the subject is always my favorite.The bush hippy shelters and just random trees falling together are my favorite fake evidence.
You can tell when folks haven't spent much time in the woods. 3 or 4 trees will teepee a lot more often that folks think. I can walk on my little place and find a few right now.
"Cherokee shaman."The white feller what says he’s an Injun actin as some sort of authority on the subject is always my favorite.
I like the "mindspeak" and "tree portal" folks too. Their stories are pure comedy."Cherokee shaman."
Well, I’ll go into the woods and recite some Chaucer, while classical music plays and have expensive coffee and chocolates on hand for them.I like the "mindspeak" and "tree portal" folks too. Their stories are pure comedy.
My personal favorite is that Dr. of psychology out of Washington State who says they are extra-dimensional beings from another planet that escaped to here when their planet was destroyed and that they chose him as their ambassador to speak to mankind.
He says that they are "offended" when people go into the woods looking for them and howling and stuff and treat them like apes. Apparently capitalism doesn't offend them though because he sells bigfoot sweatshirts at $29.99 a pop.
Whan that Bradde with his chocollates and lattes sooteWell, I’ll go into the woods and recite some Chaucer, while classical music plays and have expensive coffee and chocolates on hand for them.
I've always liked Haiku's.Whan that Bradde with his chocollates and lattes soote
The droughte of March hath perced to the roote,
And smale fowles maken melodye
Lyken Bradde's CD of Beethoven's III
So priketh hem Nature in hir corages--
Thanne langen folk to goon on bigfeet hunting pilgrimages...
Hair in barbwire fenceI've always liked Haiku's.
Sasquatch sought, but in the
wrong woods I was seeking him,
now he laughs, unfound.
Bigfoot on sweatshirts,Hair in barbwire fence
Stick teepees in the forest
Still wasn't Bigfoot
Whan that Bradde with his chocollates and lattes soote
The droughte of March hath perced to the roote,
And smale fowles maken melodye
Lyken Bradde's CD of Beethoven's III
So priketh hem Nature in hir corages--
Thanne langen folk to goon on bigfeet hunting pilgrimages...
Kill da Wabbit!Reminds me of that Elmer Fudd-Bugs Bunny episode where Elmer was dressed like a Greek God, running around hollering for the winds to blow and lightning to rain down.