Useles Billy done Tommy-Topper'ed everyone #1249 times

[RamblinWreck88]

Billy sez anything you've done/seen ain't nothing compared to what he has.

 

[RamblinWreck88]

Sez his grandpa could whoop your grandpa easy

 

[redd66]

My fish bigger than yourn

 

[RamblinWreck88]

Billy sez Travis Tritt knocked on his door and borry'ed a few eggs

 

[RamblinWreck88]

You just got some prime hunting habitat?

Billy got wayyy more land with wayyy more deers. Has to buy trail cameras in bulk from the factory just to cover the whole durned place.

 

[Railroader]

Ask Billy what time it is, he tell ya how to make a watch...

 

[redd66]

Billy kilt a turkey had a 18 in beard

 

[RamblinWreck88]

Billy makes 1,000 yard shots all the time. Sez some feller with a white feather in his hat taught him to shoot.

 

[redd66]

2 inch spurs

 

[RamblinWreck88]

You flew in a helicopter? Billy is a helicopter pilot.

 

[Railroader]

You say you got a speedin' ticket?

Billy woulda put dat crooked cop in his place and tol' him where to stick it...

 

[RamblinWreck88]

Sez his high-school girlfriend is now an executive at Wal-Marts. Billy calls her up when the self-checkout line gets too long.

 

[RamblinWreck88]

Your kid is in law school?

Billy's kid done been a doctor for years now and cured all kinds of ailments.

 

[RamblinWreck88]

Got you a new rifle?

You shoulda seen Billy's rifle. Too bad he sold it to do a complete overhaul of his raggedy pickup.

 

[RamblinWreck88]

Killed a deer?

Billy only goes after mature mountain bucks.

 

[RamblinWreck88]

Billy don't understand why you want to kill spikes. Sez you just don't understand the finer points of hunting.

 

[RamblinWreck88]

Billy sez he's glad he lives on the Georgia coast where he ain't got no neighbors playing guitars on they porches.

 

[RamblinWreck88]

You think it's cold out?

Billy sez you ought to have been with him in the Arctic.

 

[RamblinWreck88]

Too hot?

Billy was in the DESERT. Had tew drink his own sweat.

 

[redd66]

@dang ats hot