PappyHoel
Senior Member
I'm getting ear hair
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You know you're gettin old when...........
- Thread starter Miguel Cervantes
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Capt Quirk
Senior Member
Depends on when and where. Never trust a CensoredCensoredCensoredCensored.
Artfuldodger
Senior Member
That one took me a minute. It's been quite a few decades but I'm way past 1.5s. May be up to 2.5s. Anyway I just made my first eye exam appointment. I can't see to drive at night and the on/off/on of the readers is reaching a thousand times a day.
Maybe the original 1.5's destroyed my vision.
Jack Ryan
Senior Member
When I stand up it sounds like the pop corn is about done.
Now in my 60’s, when the alarm goes off, I have to lay in bed awhile to see what’s hurting before I get up.
And if nothing hurts then there's definitely a problem.
When you can't remember nothing.
My pet theory is that gray hair is dead brain cells working their way to the surface.
My pet theory is that gray hair is dead brain cells working their way to the surface.
GeorgiaBob
Senior Member
When even the hair that now grows where hair never grew before, is gray.
When you cannot see in the mirror whether you got that piece of something out from between your front teeth, even with glasses on - and squint and floss for ten minutes before realizing you're wearing your wife's glasses!
When you get impatient waiting for the next dentist appointment so you can finally get teeth on that side and chew again.
When your "annual" physical comes around every 4 months,
And your really gettin' old when you realize that EVERY cop, EVERY pilot, EVERY fireman out there - is not only younger than you - most of them are younger than your kids.
When you cannot see in the mirror whether you got that piece of something out from between your front teeth, even with glasses on - and squint and floss for ten minutes before realizing you're wearing your wife's glasses!
When you get impatient waiting for the next dentist appointment so you can finally get teeth on that side and chew again.
When your "annual" physical comes around every 4 months,
And your really gettin' old when you realize that EVERY cop, EVERY pilot, EVERY fireman out there - is not only younger than you - most of them are younger than your kids.
racedude45
Senior Member
when you go pee, you pee more after you put it back in your pants then when you had it out trying to pee.
rospaw
Senior Member
....when your talking to your wife and refer to her by your ex-wifes name! 
When a kid asked "what goes in that hole in the radio in the truck"
When you get up in the morning and it takes a few mins to stand up straight. You walk around with a hunchback for a few.
When a kid asked "what goes in that hole in the radio in the truck"
When you get up in the morning and it takes a few mins to stand up straight. You walk around with a hunchback for a few.
notnksnemor
The Great and Powerful Oz
What was this thread about???
sinclair1
Senior Member
humdandy
Banned
When you check the "Members who have passed" thread on GON at least once a week just to make sure you aren't on it.
You've been dead for years.
https://www.biography.com/people/miguel-de-cervantes-9242997
Miguel Cervantes
Jedi Master
Dang, I wondered what that smell was.
chevypro1
Member
My grandpa used to have the walking CensoredCensoredCensoredCensoredCensored. Now I'm starting to get them...lol
Make sure to check all 12 screen names
I knew u had a few handles in here. But 12. U need to slow down.
Miguel Cervantes
Jedi Master
That was his unfounded allegation, not fact.
Some people are just jealous haters by nature.
That was his unfounded allegation, not fact.
Some people are just jealous haters by nature.
I was talking about Sinclair
