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Dr. Strangelove
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GeorgiaBob said:
I remember sitting in the UGA stadium for a football game almost 20 years ago and realizing that I was older than anyone on the playing field. Kind of a shocker when all your young life you think of people in college as being unimaginably older than yourself.
When you realize that you have fewer and fewer older family members, you are older than your doctor, much older, older than all the "wise" old talking heads on the tube.
poohbear
Senior Member
Was looking at the CMAs on TV and I thought it was funny they were looking up at Alan Jackson as a living Legend and seems like just a few years ago he was the new kid on the block, my how time moves so fast, use to here how you better stop and smell the roses, I try and do that a lot more, take in what you can will you can.
Lol lol lol,,,, this right here,,,, no way would I have had the guts to mention it though,,,,
Cobra
Senior Member
no wonder.............
I musta been realllll smart at one time!
I have read this thread from top to bottom and laughed at what you "old timers" are going through till I hurt. Then I realized I am a genius, (gray hair) sound like rice krispies when I get up, can see a fly at 100 yards but not my hand in front of my face, sound like jake brakes when I walk in the morning, and need a walker when I first get up because I can't stand up straight the first ten minutes of the morning. My laughter is now
Here is to all you old geezers like me.
GeorgiaBob
Senior Member
On that country line -
You know your getting old when you remember Porter Waggoner introducing Dolly Parton as a new singer on the Porter Waggoner Show.
You know your getting old when you remember Porter Waggoner introducing Dolly Parton as a new singer on the Porter Waggoner Show.
GeorgiaBob
Senior Member
You know your really old when you can remember all the words to Hank Williams, "Hey, Good Looking, What's You Got Cooking" but cannot remember if you ate breakfast today.
I have read this thread from top to bottom and laughed at what you "old timers" are going through till I hurt. Then I realized I am a genius, (gray hair) sound like rice krispies when I get up, can see a fly at 100 yards but not my hand in front of my face, sound like jake brakes when I walk in the morning, and need a walker when I first get up because I can't stand up straight the first ten minutes of the morning. My laughter is now
oh so true!
I would be happy to have some gray hair. :sadz:
Miguel Cervantes
Jedi Master
Mines turnin loose too fast to turn gray...
That's what I'm sayin'. My head looks like a big cue ball.
Miguel Cervantes
Jedi Master
That's what I'm sayin'. My head looks like a big cue ball.
You shouldn't oughta tolt me that.
LOVEMYLABXS
Senior Member
I thought I was losing my hair but it turns out it's not falling out but growing in......... bad part it's growing out my nose and ears
Capt Quirk
Senior Member
The first few gray hairs I found scared me bad. I thought I was turning blonde.
When you take so much medicine the pharmacist in Walgreen knows your name
Big7
The Oracle
When the 20 y/o gals in Playboy were older than me.
Long time ago.
Long time ago.
nickel back
Senior Member
when a a cold kicks your butt and keeps you in bed
Well....doc told me the days of cheaters are over, handed me a pair of progressives. I went to pull my truck out out of parking, had speedometer numbers 3ft tall and curbs jumping up and down. He said I’d get used to them, I just know that flower bed in front of his office needs some serious attention.
