Bitteroot
Polar Bear Moderator
Bigfoot is real... I have a personal encounter....
Bigfoot is real... I have a personal encounter....
I am not gonna shoot anything that I can`t positively identify. Before I look down the barrel of a weapon at anything, I will know what it is first.
Y'all can't handle the truff...... Thar I wuz.... A campin on a abandoned road bed. And the critter came up and jumped da crick next to da tent.... And brushed it wif his hand before he went ya climbin trees and scootin away from our camp.... Scare the bejesus outa me and my buddy Chris...
My thoughts also. No ID, no shot.
Well if I'm out in the woods one day... and all of a sudden I see me an eight foot tall, five hundred pound, hair covered something or another a walking towards me on two legs... I'm going to positively ID that 'something or another' as one of them there bigfeets... and I'm probably gonna pop a cap in his fanny?
This here's a no brainer... it'll make me famous and probably earn me some endorsement money as the feller that finally proved bigfeets is real. I might even have me a tv show or something... "Hunting Bigfeets with Bubba"? It will also put an end to that "Finding Bigfoot" program and them sissies can go on back home and do whatever it was they was a doing before... opening up a prime-time spot for another show about shooting things or blowing stuff up. And lastly, but perhaps most importantly... I'll have me the coolest taxidermy mount in the trailer park! I'll finally be the envy of the Shangri-La Motor Park and Auto Salvage!
I think it's just a holdover from the European villager mindset of monsters living in the woods outside the village. I was watchin' that new Hobbitt movie yesterday, and I noticed that every wild, dark place they went to outside of "civilization" had a passel of dangerous monsters of some sort. Trolls in the woods, orcs running around everywhere, too. Mountain ravines had monsters, caves were full of goblins and such-pretty much anywhere wild or dark was inhabited by something big, mean, and nasty. Town dwellers here carry on the tradition of trolls in the deep, dark woods by inventing bigfoot. It's just fear of the unknown.
Uhhhh.....did you set and watch the whole thang my friend ?? Or was it just what was on that your loved ones happen to be watchin' ??
You done run the Hillbilly off? He must'a been drinking when he slipped up and admitted he was a Hobbit fan? Heck though... I can't say nothing. I set here one rainy day at the house and watched about thirty minutes of that 'Brokeback Mountain'... thought I was watching me a new cowboy picture that I hadn't never seen? It was purty good till it got to the part about them fellers going camping
Conversational drift.
Conversational drift.