I'm way out numbered, but here goes...

[Jewels64]

Hope this link works:

http://www.allthefun.com/1/helicopter.htm

 

[dutchman]

Clever ain't the word I would have chosen to describe the female thought process.

Devious comes a bit closer to how I'd describe it.

 

[No. GA. Mt. Man]

Ya got me I was fixin' to play a game.