Need a dog that barks constantly

[HAPPY DAD]

I am in need of the most aggravating barkingest dog I can find

Breed does not matter as long as it is aggravating.

Looking for a free one

 

[Real Squeal]

I've got the perfect dog for you I'm located in Macon ga

 

[benosmose]

I also have the perfect dog for you gentle with kids but never shuts up.

 

[j_seph]

You must have some bad neighbors

 

[LEON MANLEY]

You could be cited for violating a noise ordinance if they complain, then again you could complain.

 

[Oldstick]

I've got two that meet the aggrevating requirement. Don't know if they bark enough for you though.

 

[DCHunter]

Let me talk to my neighbor and I'll get back to you,

 

[centerc]

A jack russel is what you want

 

[HAPPY DAD]

I don't give a crap if they complain. I will gladly pay a fine.

I am also in search of some junk cars, a goat and a couple pigs

 

[olcowman]

I don't give a crap if they complain. I will gladly pay a fine.

I am also in search of some junk cars, a goat and a couple pigs

I got you covered... just come on down here on a Friday or Saturday night about 11 or 12... we got us some folks down here at the end of the dirt road whats got everything you need... they're generally 'dog-drunk' bout that time most nights and done passed out. Bring you a purty big truck and a trailer... and maybe a car jack and some used tires. (them cars'll need lifted off them blocks and they'll be a heap easier to roll with some rubber under them)

I'll help you load all you can haul... if you're lucky and we get the timimg just right... I might be able to throw you in a couple of cross-eyed younguns or a fat gal whats fond of wearing tube tops and needs some serious dental work! We'll just have to wait and see how drunk they are that particular night?

 

[NCHillbilly]

Don't forget to get you a big ol' flock of guineas, too. And a trumpet. And a dirt-track race car that needs a lot of work on the engine.

 

[chadf]

I would start a side business of repairing tornado sirens.......
Free county firing range ?

 

[HAPPY DAD]

Don't forget to get you a big ol' flock of guineas, too. And a trumpet. And a dirt-track race car that needs a lot of work on the engine.

This is covered, baby bomber division