UK bowhunter
Senior Member
I did my share of dispatching as many of them boiled menaces as possible this year!!!!
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To many children being harmed....
- Thread starter Bitteroot
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I did my share of dispatching as many of them boiled menaces as possible this year!!!!
brownceluse
Senior Member
This has to be the best thread in the foum! Hands down!
Norm357
Senior Member
Im jes gon leave this right here.
UK bowhunter
Senior Member
....wouldn't have these gun problems if this was a bow only state......
olcowman
Hillbilly Philosopher
Sonny, I'm so country I can dip water from a well without disturbing the rest of the water... I picked and cooked so many collard greens I have to spray kero on my sock to keep the cut worms from gettin me......and used to let the hogs chew on my shoes while I still had em on.....When You can out country me...come on back...
Oh Lord almighty! Couldn't neither one of you even write the word country out on a paper poke with a crayon and a headstart! I was weaned on collards, cut my first tooth on a piece of fatback when I was 2 weeks old. Started a job at the sawmill a couple a months later when I done learnt to walk... and I've by God held a hog down, put me some lipstick on it and made it go to the drive-in with me!
Porter Wagner used to call and ask me what he oughtta wear... Hank Williams was a gonna right a song about me just before he died... I got me a parking spot with my name on it over at the county dump, right next to Daddy... I'd never seen a gal I weren't kin to until I was 14... and I'd done been married twice!
Ya'll go on back to talking 'bout taking folks' pistols and all and stay outta such you don't know nothing about?
Jeff C.
Chief Grass Master
KyDawg
Gone But Not Forgotten
Dang olcow I bet you own at least two pair of shoes.
UK bowhunter
Senior Member
Didn't David Allen Coe write a song about bein' country???....think he mighta had a few old cars in his front yard and such...
Bitteroot
Polar Bear Moderator
I got real cowboy boots too cupcake......
I'd ask how big a boy are ya....but I already know....
But you better git... you're messin up my chi.....
Norm357
Senior Member
Bitteroot
Polar Bear Moderator
Best thing I have ever read.
Don't go sidin with Dwight... he's a snake I tell ya... a full fledged rattler......been known to consort wif dead possums an such...
willc2412
Senior Member
Oh bitteroot are you a liberal
UK bowhunter
Senior Member
I got real cowboy boots too cupcake......
I'd ask how big a boy are ya....but I already know....
Don't go sidin with Dwight... he's a snake I tell ya... a full fledged rattler......been known to consort wif dead possums an such...
Rattler, possum, and cupcakes....sounds like a full meal....
UK bowhunter
Senior Member
.....Wait for it......Wait for it......
Nastytater
Banned
Reakon one day,you boys might learn ya self a thing or 2 bout being country . If-n ya want,i could teach ya a thing or 2. We didnt have chewing gun when we was young,but daddy use to burn tires in a barrel. We'd just cut us off a piece of tar around the barrel head and chaw on that awhile. When the 2 seater outhouse daddy built got dun,we all enjoyed the fun not having to wait. Learned myself a few things out behing that barn also,especially when daddy caught me with his rabbit tobaccoo. Had an old stubburn mule one time that hated being made to work,so my brotha decided to show it a thing or 2 with a little 22 pistol right between the eyes. I have to say though,i believe that mule had more learning in him than my brotha ever had.
willc2412
Senior Member
Chaw on rubber why not tobacco
Bitteroot
Polar Bear Moderator
One of the two things you will never hear...... The other is. ...... Hey Bitter ... Open up another can of Brunswick stew
gobbleinwoods
Keeper of the Magic Word
willc2412
Senior Member
One of the two things you will never hear...... The other is. ...... Hey Bitter ... Open up another can of Brunswick stew
Oh gosh you a liberal I'm afraid don't like those guns
ross the deer slayer
Senior Member
You don't like guns you can't shoot someone in self defense that horribly wrongwow..... country boy...?. do you know what end the bullet comes out of? Please don't hunt with friends....
Can I quote you on my next research paper? I'm sure i'll find some way to get this in the paper
No he's just never shot an ar. Probably not a glock either, or any semi auto horror machine
