I was afraid this morning. I was very afraid.

[Baroque Brass]

Whatever you do, DONT ask!

You’ve got a couple hours left in the weekend. Better start doing

Good advice right there! You might get the old “ if you don’t know I’m not going to tell you” response. That’s never good.

 

[Core Lokt]

Birthday?
Anniversary?
The date you first met?
What she was wearing on your first date?
Her favorite potato chip flavor?

I can tell you the first two and last, not so much for the others...

 

[RamblinWreck88]

A young fella told his daddy, "Dad, I've found the woman I'm going to marry." In response, his daddy just said "Tell me you're sorry."
"Sorry for what?"
"Tell me you're sorry."
"But I didn't do anything! Why would I say 'Sorry,' if I didn't do anything?"
"Son, you ain't ready to get married yet..."

 

[Batjack]

A young fella told his daddy, "Dad, I've found the woman I'm going to marry." In response, his daddy just said "Tell me you're sorry."
"Sorry for what?"
"Tell me you're sorry."
"But I didn't do anything! Why would I say 'Sorry,' if I didn't do anything?"
"Son, you ain't ready to get married yet..."

 

[fireman32]

Eat the last donut?

 

[Toliver]

Didn't notice a new hair style?

 

[Doboy Dawg]

You leave the lid up? Didn’t you hear the splash?

 

[NE GA Pappy]

I have found if I walk across the room and blow my nose on the drapes I will know what she is mad about.

or at least one of the things she is mad about, huh?

 

[jdgator]

This is pretty straightforward. Your wife was upset the gators didn’t blow out Charlotte the day before.

If not that then check your bank statements and see if anything jumps out at you. Maybe you forgot to pay a bill or you forgot to buy something. Or you bought something and forgot to tell her.