Drivelers craving the backwoods #285

[Batjack]

OK, but only for you Ma. I messed up and stepped on a 6 & 1/2 foot rattle snake about 6 inches behind his head..he bit at me hit'n just bellow the top on my boot and get'n his fangs hung in my blowser (lower end of my pants leg tied down over my boot). I kicked and kicked and every time he stretched out in front of me I pulled the trigger on my .44 Mag....reloading..the 7th shot cut his 3 inch wide head off. Some where during that I did a childish thing.

 

[Hooked On Quack]

Thinking mebbe I'll take Mandy's advice. Tessican rice n cheese, onions/cheekun/steak/skrimps . .

 

[Hooked On Quack]

OK, but only for you Ma. I messed up and stepped on a 6 & 1/2 foot rattle snake about 6 inches behind his head..he bit at me hit'n just bellow the top on my boot and get'n his fangs hung in my blowser (lower end of my pants leg tied down over my boot). I kicked and kicked and every time he stretched out in front of me I pulled the trigger on my .44 Mag....reloading..the 7th shot cut his 3 inch wide head off. Some where during that I did a childish thing.

I'da shot my foot off.

 

[Hooked On Quack]

Wind is blowiiiiiiiiiiiiing hard in the MON...

 

[Batjack]

I'da shot my foot off.

Got lucky..not 60 feet before..I had put my 12ga. 3 & 1/2 inch magnum 000 buckshot shotgun in the truck. If I'd still been tote'n it... no foot.

 

[Hooked On Quack]

Got lucky..not 60 feet before..I had put my 12ga. 3 & 1/2 inch magnum 000 buckshot shotgun in the truck. If I'd still been tote'n it... no foot.

Stumpy...

 

[Cmp1]

Stumpy...

? ? ? ?

 

[Batjack]

Stumpy...

Almost...

 

[Batjack]

Stumpy...

Funny..now that's the only good foot I have left.

 

[Cmp1]

I laughed when I saw the garter the other day,,,,thinking about your snakes,,,,

 

[Hooked On Quack]

Think I'll get nekkid and jump in the pool.

 

[Batjack]

Think I'll get nekkid and jump in the pool.

BayBay and her friends ain't home yet?

 

[Crakajak]

Think I'll get nekkid and jump in the pool.

You practicing for the nekkid twister championship again?

 

[Batjack]

You practicing for the nekkid twister championship again?

Why he always wins!

 

[Crakajak]

Think I'll get nekkid and jump in the pool.

Da possum wants to know if he's invited

 

[Batjack]

Da possum wants to know if he's invited

 

[Hooked On Quack]

Da possum wants to know if he's invited

Yes, yes he is !!!

 

[Cmp1]

Da possum wants to know if he's invited

He likes those community showers,,,,

 

[Hooked On Quack]

Just sumpin special 'bout diving off the deep end of the pool nekkid, with a bar of soap and towel.

 

[Jeff C.]

Da possum wants to know if he's invited