I say it every year

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My first 5 years of marriage - You are not going deer hunting this weekend. (I went anyway.)

The next 5 years of marriage - Why are you going deer hunting this weekend?

Years 11-15 - Are you going deer hunting this weekend?

Ever since - What time are you leaving Thursday? Why don't you stay all weekend and not come home until Monday?

Yep. She's a keeper.

My X had a list of stuff to buy at da' sto' and she'd pack my coolers, clothes and help run the sausage stuffer and clean up the mess. I did the rest outside, obviously.

I was planning on keeping her but refused to support her grown son and have him live in my house because he was a Cheech and Chong type pothead.

Me and her get along good as long as we don't live in the same house. I put up with that crap almost 30 years.