Is Mommy or Daddy Home

No. GA. Mt. Man

Gone But Not Forgotten
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his
employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers,
dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a
child's whisper.

"Hello."

"Is your daddy home?" he asked.

"Yes," whispered the small voice.

"May I talk with him?"

The child whispered, "No."

Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the
boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"

"Yes."

"May I talk with her?"

Again the small voice whispered, "No."

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a
message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"

"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his
employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"

"No, he's busy", whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?"

"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came
the whispered answer.


Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what
sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the
boss asked, "What is that noise?"

"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now truly alarmed.

In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper."

Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a little
frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied along with
a muffled giggle: "ME."
 

Arrow3

Senior Member
Nothing a good hickory switch wouldn't fix.....
 

JoeBanker

Banned
Arrow3 said:
Nothing a good hickory switch wouldn't fix.....

Pretty funny but you're right. That kid needs a little hickory tea.
 

labman

Banned
I copied this and sent it to my mom in an e mail she replied back that's cute but you know what would have happened if you tried that don't you. I of course new the correct answer! LOL
 

Hoyt man

Senior Member
been there done that... the child and the hickory
 
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