If you unscrew your belly button your legs will fall off.
Dec 9, 2023 #642 Liberty Senior Member specialk said: View attachment 1275193 Click to expand... I am absolutely going to tell that joke several times!
specialk said: View attachment 1275193 Click to expand... I am absolutely going to tell that joke several times!
Dec 13, 2023 #643 1eyefishing ...just joking, seriously. What tool do you use to cut the ocean in half? A seesaw.
Dec 14, 2023 #644 slow motion Senior Member What is the difference between a hippo and a zippy? One is really heavy. The other is a little lighter.
What is the difference between a hippo and a zippy? One is really heavy. The other is a little lighter.
Dec 14, 2023 #645 Whitefeather Management Material I woke up last night and thought I saw the ghost of Gloria Gatnor standing at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid, I was petrified
I woke up last night and thought I saw the ghost of Gloria Gatnor standing at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid, I was petrified
Dec 15, 2023 #646 1eyefishing ...just joking, seriously. Which side of a parrot has the most feathers? . . . The OUTside.
Dec 15, 2023 #647 Whitefeather Management Material If Dusty Rhodes knocks on your door, you’d better let him in.. He means busineth.
Dec 16, 2023 #649 Geffellz18 Senior Member If you throw cold water on a hot dog, does it become a chili dog?
Dec 16, 2023 #651 4HAND Cuffem & Stuffem Moderator Staff member I never knew cottage cheese really isn't cheese. It just "occurred" to me...............
Dec 16, 2023 #652 1eyefishing ...just joking, seriously. OMG I just found out albert einstein was a real person. . . . I always thought he was a THEORETICAL physicist.
OMG I just found out albert einstein was a real person. . . . I always thought he was a THEORETICAL physicist.
Dec 24, 2023 #655 1eyefishing ...just joking, seriously. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself. . . . Because it was two tired.
Jan 2, 2024 #660 TJay Senior Member Anybody want to hear a construction joke? I'm still working on it.