The Never to be Completed Compilation of Dad Jokes

[1eyefishing]

 

[1eyefishing]

What's the dumbest animal in the jungle?
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The polar bear.

 

[specialk]

Why didn't Noah do much fishing on the ark?


He only had 2 worms!

 

[Batjack]

Why didn't Noah do much fishing on the ark?


He only had 2 worms!

"So, why didn't they run out of food Grandpa?"

 

[Lukikus2]

"So, why didn't they run out of food Grandpa?"

Interesting question!

 

[TJay]

Most people have heard of Groucho Marx, but few know of his sister Onya, an Olympic runner. Her name is still mentioned at the beginning of every race.

 

[Duff]

Lolz!

 

[1eyefishing]

What did the baby computer call its father?

Data.

 

[Liberty]

A man asked his wife: If I die too young will you re-marry?
She said: No, I'll just go live with my wild older sister that never got married.
The wife then asked her husband: If I die too young will you ever get remarried?
He said: No, I'll just go live with your wild older sister that never got married.

 

[Lukikus2]

Finally getting good up in here….

 

[1eyefishing]

What did the terrorist sheep say?

Siss-boom-baa-ah.

 

[basstrkr]

"So, why didn't they run out of food Grandpa?"

Many of the animals gave birth during the 40 days and the Godly planned newborns were blessed and consumed by Noah and his beautiful family.

 

[TJay]

People are shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.

 

[NE GA Pappy]

What do you call a fake noodle?


an impasta

 

[specialk]

 

[specialk]

 

[1eyefishing]

Cat puns weird meowt.

 

[TJay]

I entered ten puns into a pun contest to see if one would win. No pun in ten did.

 

[Toliver]

I entered ten puns into a pun contest to see if one would win. No pun in ten did.

I had to inflict that pain unto my children!

 

[hopper]

Cat puns weird meowt.

That wuz a cat-astrophy